Drug Paraphernalia... If You Are Reading This... You Have It and can be arrested

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  • Mr Bond
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2005
    • 1481

    #1

    Drug Paraphernalia... If You Are Reading This... You Have It and can be arrested

    OK... I know everyone already knows that ( that everyone here gets high and had some sort of drug Drug Paraphernalia... and if your new to the biz just get ready for good times )

    What you may not know is that: Having Just $20 means you have Drug Paraphernalia.

    Now, aside from your obvious things like: bongs, pipes, whip-its, whip-it-crackers, coke bumbers and snorters, crack pipes, crack lighters and torches, water bongs, needles, rolling papers, filled or unfilled: dime bags, quarter bags, ounce bags, 8-balls, keys (of cocaine), lines (of cocaine), kine bud, the chronic, mary jane, marajuana, LSD, heroin, pot plants, cannabis, cannabis farms, nurseries and green houses, smurfs, rufies/royhipnol, X-TA-SEEEEee, MDMA, shots, mushrooms, shrooms, joints , roaches, phatties and so on....

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    ........... HOW does having $20 = Drug Paraphernalia???

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    Well, Now that I'm basically retired... I find my self watching episodes of COPS on a regular basis.

    They bust a guy snorting coke off the porcelain of a restroom urinal,

    They couldn't get him for possession of cocaine because he had just snorted the evidence...

    But he had roll up a $20 dollar bill to use as a snort pipe...

    And they booked him for Drug Paraphernalia... with a $20 bill as evidence.

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    WTF???
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  • Profits of Doom
    Monster Rain
    • Feb 2004
    • 4978

    #2
    Because there was probably fresh cocaine residue all over the $20 bill. Yes, I know almost all bills in circulation have residue, but not in the amount that will be on that $20 bill...
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    • Carmine Raguso
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2008
      • 2158

      #3
      Originally posted by Profits of Doom
      Because there was probably fresh cocaine residue all over the $20 bill. Yes, I know almost all bills in circulation have residue, but not in the amount that will be on that $20 bill...
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      • Darkland
        Confirmed User
        • May 2002
        • 1488

        #4
        Originally posted by Profits of Doom
        Because there was probably fresh cocaine residue all over the $20 bill. Yes, I know almost all bills in circulation have residue, but not in the amount that will be on that $20 bill...
        Exactly... Not sure why the OP didn't carry out the thought process that far seeing how it seems he spent some time thinking about it and pondering it.



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