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  • NTN
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2007
    • 27

    #1

    I have not had any sex in over 4 years now :-(

    I am average looking make decent money but I cannot get any girls to have sex with me. I need help please. Anybody have ideas for me
  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    call a hooker?

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    • TheSenator
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      • Feb 2003
      • 13330

      #3
      http://www.adultfriendfinder.com/
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      • Marcus Aurelius
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        • Apr 2003
        • 14809

        #4
        do you bathe? do you brush your teeth? do you have a unibrow? I will need details before I can make any further assessment.

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        • Fletch XXX
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          • Jan 2002
          • 60840

          #5
          get off gfy and go to a bar, there is no way a male in america cannot get alaid by going to a bar.

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          • MetaMan
            I AM WEB 2.0
            • Jan 2003
            • 28682

            #6
            Meet girl > take them out > make a move and or ask if they would like to have sex

            there is nothing else to it.

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            • Martin
              "Assassins"
              • Dec 2001
              • 17274

              #7
              Stop jerkin your gerkin and get outside to meet some ladies.

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              • ~Evilin~
                • Nov 2005
                • 2134

                #8
                Jesus Christ..

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                • kristin
                  GOO!
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 9768

                  #9
                  Pics needed.
                  Vacares rules.

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                  • Matyko
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                    • Aug 2005
                    • 8674

                    #10
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                    • L-Pink
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                      • Mar 2005
                      • 39151

                      #11
                      Do you have access to chloroform ? If not call 1 800 roof-iee .....



                      .

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                      • hjnet
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2002
                        • 3815

                        #12
                        I didn't had sex in 3 weeks, only sucked on some girls nipple last weekend and made a bit out with her, that's cruel !!!!

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                        • hjnet
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 3815

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                          Meet girl > take them out > make a move and or ask if they would like to have sex

                          there is nothing else to it.
                          Meet girl > make a move

                          No need to take them out, it only gets complicated from there

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                          • Achmed's Wife Halimah
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                            • Mar 2008
                            • 365

                            #14
                            Originally posted by NTN
                            I am average looking make decent money but I cannot get any girls to have sex with me. I need help please. Anybody have ideas for me


                            what is your testosterone level?

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                            • C-Luv
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                              • May 2008
                              • 3025

                              #15
                              That sucks......
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                              • Voodoo
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                                • Sep 2002
                                • 10600

                                #16
                                Originally posted by NTN
                                I am average looking make decent money but I cannot get any girls to have sex with me. I need help please. Anybody have ideas for me
                                1. Stop being YOU. Obviously, YOU isn't working. Change. Better yourself. You have to be someone that a woman WANTS. Be an ASSHOLE that has lots of money. Backhanded compliments, make fun of her (don't overdo it), tease etc... all the while, having the demeanor that "It's No Big Deal" about you.

                                2. Once you get a girl on your hook in public. Ask her this... "What are you doing right now? Can you get out of here?" or "I'm over this place, where should we go now?"

                                3. Chance scenery, then switch up, and be nice for a while.
                                (The key is... play her emotions like a harp... Make her go all over the place, and bring her back again. Do this from minute 1, until the end of time. She will stick to you like glue.)

                                Women are emotional creatures. When they meet a guy who can WORK those emotions, they will do whatever you ask of them. Men are logical creatures... use your logic, and engage her on her level. Not yours. Women HATE logic. YOU have the advantage here, not her. You can think clearly about what you are doing... she follows her emotions, hence... she follows anyone that can engage those emotions.

                                Lesson Done.

                                Where should I send the invoice?

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                                • Teh Ashley
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jul 2009
                                  • 25

                                  #17
                                  Wow, 4 years????????

                                  Must not have any game.. Id start off with drunk chicks and work your way up. Hehehe.
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                                  • MetaMan
                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 28682

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Voodoo
                                    1. Stop being YOU. Obviously, YOU isn't working. Change. Better yourself. You have to be someone that a woman WANTS. Be an ASSHOLE that has lots of money. Backhanded compliments, make fun of her (don't overdo it), tease etc... all the while, having the demeanor that "It's No Big Deal" about you.

                                    2. Once you get a girl on your hook in public. Ask her this... "What are you doing right now? Can you get out of here?" or "I'm over this place, where should we go now?"

                                    3. Chance scenery, then switch up, and be nice for a while.
                                    (The key is... play her emotions like a harp... Make her go all over the place, and bring her back again. Do this from minute 1, until the end of time. She will stick to you like glue.)

                                    Women are emotional creatures. When they meet a guy who can WORK those emotions, they will do whatever you ask of them. Men are logical creatures... use your logic, and engage her on her level. Not yours. Women HATE logic. YOU have the advantage here, not her. You can think clearly about what you are doing... she follows her emotions, hence... she follows anyone that can engage those emotions.

                                    Lesson Done.

                                    Where should I send the invoice?


                                    this was good actually

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                                    • Teh Ashley
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jul 2009
                                      • 25

                                      #19
                                      Nah.. My best advice is to pull up to the bar around 2 am...No need to go any earlier... Then pick your victim out.. Best to pick the one stumbling all over the place..
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                                      • Chosen
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 63151

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Matyko
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                                        • nation-x
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                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 5370

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by NTN
                                          I am average looking make decent money but I cannot get any girls to have sex with me. I need help please. Anybody have ideas for me
                                          Self confidence is like an aphrodisiac for women. You don't have to have money or be that good looking and if you are confident in yourself they will come to you instead of you chasing them. The number one way to turn off any girl is by chasing them. They can't stand desperation and I don't blame them for that at all. My suggestion is that you stop trying to get laid and start working on loving yourself (let's not be juvenile GFY).

                                          Here is a hand up for you. Make a list of 10 things you like about yourself and that you would never change.... then make a list of the top 10 things you would like to change about yourself. Start accentuating the things you like about yourself and work on changing the things you don't like... Go buy some post-it notes and write the things you like about yourself on them and put them up in your house where you will see them frequently. Put a couple on your mirror in your bathroom... put one where you can see it before you go to sleep... put some in your car under the sun visor (and look at them when you get into your car). Add a few that have what you would LIKE to be... for example... when I did this I had little post-it notes all over the place that said "You are a God among men", "You are a success", "You can accomplish whatever you desire", "You own your own life"... I also put pictures of material things I wanted on my refrigerator... a new car... or a vacation spot. Just to keep me motivated.

                                          The human brain is an amazing thing and you can influence it by taking the actions I have outlined. It works... seriously. If you commit to it you will get laid within the next few months.... I have no doubt.
                                          Last edited by nation-x; 09-21-2009, 08:31 AM.

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                                          • Sosa
                                            In Tushy Land
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 40149

                                            #22
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                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 94045

                                              #23
                                              And your problem is ... ??

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                                              • romeo22
                                                你自己去他媽的
                                                • Mar 2008
                                                • 23328

                                                #24
                                                You better stop watching Porn and dont waste you time infront of your PC.

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                                                • kristin
                                                  GOO!
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 9768

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Teh Ashley
                                                  Nah.. My best advice is to pull up to the bar around 2 am...No need to go any earlier... Then pick your victim out.. Best to pick the one stumbling all over the place..
                                                  There's a duff in every group.
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                                                  • Andy CHOOPA
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                                                    • Jul 2008
                                                    • 1156

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by TheSenator
                                                    True dat. Or:

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                                                    • The Porn Nerd
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                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                      • 19781

                                                      #27
                                                      Wow, and here I thought four MONTHS was a long time! (And yes, it is, too.) of course, there were 'extenuating circumstances'. LOL Hey, here's an idea: start your own website and hire 'actresses'. Worked for me. :D
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                                                      • strobi
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                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 7383

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MetaMan


                                                        this was good actually
                                                        Indeed, not bad

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                                                        • closer
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                          • 1707

                                                          #29
                                                          You are gay

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                                                          • Exotic Gold
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jul 2007
                                                            • 528

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Voodoo
                                                            1. Stop being YOU. Obviously, YOU isn't working. Change. Better yourself. You have to be someone that a woman WANTS. Be an ASSHOLE that has lots of money. Backhanded compliments, make fun of her (don't overdo it), tease etc... all the while, having the demeanor that "It's No Big Deal" about you.

                                                            2. Once you get a girl on your hook in public. Ask her this... "What are you doing right now? Can you get out of here?" or "I'm over this place, where should we go now?"

                                                            3. Chance scenery, then switch up, and be nice for a while.
                                                            (The key is... play her emotions like a harp... Make her go all over the place, and bring her back again. Do this from minute 1, until the end of time. She will stick to you like glue.)

                                                            Women are emotional creatures. When they meet a guy who can WORK those emotions, they will do whatever you ask of them. Men are logical creatures... use your logic, and engage her on her level. Not yours. Women HATE logic. YOU have the advantage here, not her. You can think clearly about what you are doing... she follows her emotions, hence... she follows anyone that can engage those emotions.

                                                            Lesson Done.

                                                            Where should I send the invoice?
                                                            Quoted for truth.

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                                                            • area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Aug 2009
                                                              • 3163

                                                              #31
                                                              hit them on the first date and you'll be hitting it in no time

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                                                              • Octopus
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                                                                • Feb 2007
                                                                • 1436

                                                                #32
                                                                Stop jerkin and find a girl

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                                                                • BFT3K
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                                  • 10764

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Two words...

                                                                  Liquid Chicken

                                                                  nuff said.

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                                                                  • Voodoo
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                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                    • 10600

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Oops... CHANGE scenery, not Chance...

                                                                    Also, the notes I gave above, are solely for getting laid. Nothing to do with relationships. Relationships are much different, and should be approached differently from the start. Don't plan on getting into a relationship with any girl that the above method works on. She will cheat on you, or she will get very clingy. Neither of which you want.

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                                                                    • Di Vito
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                                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                                      • 237

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by NTN
                                                                      I am average looking make decent money but I cannot get any girls to have sex with me. I need help please. Anybody have ideas for me
                                                                      Now why does everybody assume you're a man ?

                                                                      Are you? You watch how the posts change if you are indeed a lady LOL


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                                                                      • Farang
                                                                        one sick puppy
                                                                        • Oct 2004
                                                                        • 11711

                                                                        #36
                                                                        There's a bright side to it: you have no need to worry about STDs...
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                                                                        • art914
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                                                                          • Oct 2008
                                                                          • 337

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Farang
                                                                          There's a bright side to it: you have no need to worry about STDs...
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                                                                          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                            • Jul 2006
                                                                            • 20368

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Teh Ashley
                                                                            Nah.. My best advice is to pull up to the bar around 2 am...No need to go any earlier... Then pick your victim out.. Best to pick the one stumbling all over the place..
                                                                            Been working for me since I was old enough to get in the bar.

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                                                                            • Lace
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 16116

                                                                              #39
                                                                              You either have some serious issues, or you need to get the fuck out of your house. ANYONE can get laid...unless you have a herpes breakout all over your ass I guess...even then, you can still find some crackhead to lay your noodle in
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                                                                              • TheDoc
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                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                • 13827

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Keep asking girls straight up if they want to have sex... someone will say yes.

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                                                                                • papagmp
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                                                                                  • Mar 2008
                                                                                  • 618

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Damn - and I thought I was on a dry spell because I haven't been laid this week.

                                                                                  Seriously - like nation-x said "Self confidence is like an aphrodisiac for women."

                                                                                  I'm not rich or particularly good looking and damn near 50 - but I still manage to get a cute teen or two to kick it with me when the urge hits me. The girls I hang with all know that they can be themselves, they know I don;t confuse sex with love and they like to fuck and be left the fuck alone the rest of the week.

                                                                                  Oh - and never get drunk around a woman you don't know - you just make an ass of yourself.
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                                                                                  • DefaultMan
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                                                                                    • Nov 2006
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Damn dude, that sucks. Do something to better yourself and have some self confidence.
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                                                                                    • andrej_NDC
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                      • 7760

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by hjnet
                                                                                      I didn't had sex in 3 weeks, only sucked on some girls nipple last weekend and made a bit out with her, that's cruel !!!!
                                                                                      Thats harder than no sex at all.

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                                                                                      • candyflip
                                                                                        Carpe Visio
                                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                                        • 43070

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Haven't you posted this same thread before? If you didn't, someone else did.
                                                                                        Last edited by candyflip; 09-21-2009, 11:06 AM.

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                                                                                        • Barefootsies
                                                                                          Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                          • 42635

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
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                                                                                          • Loch
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                                                                                            • Feb 2002
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by NTN
                                                                                            I am average looking make decent money
                                                                                            That is like saying "she has a good personality"
                                                                                            or
                                                                                            Its the inside that counts.

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                                                                                            • candyflip
                                                                                              Carpe Visio
                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                              • 43070

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Someone posted this exact same thread, and he had issues with ingrown toenails or smelly feet or something.

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                                                                                              • ToplistBlog_Com
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                                                • 2065

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                                get off gfy and go to a bar, there is no way a male in america cannot get alaid by going to a bar.

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                                                                                                • Dirty D
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                                                                                                  #49
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                                                                                                  • Deesnuts
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    you shouldnt tell people that

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