Dont ya hate when you are rubbing one out...

**fris** · 09-17-2009, 07:53 AM

thats hot

**SilentKnight** · 09-17-2009, 07:53 AM

Don't you know enough to let it go to voicemail?

You can always call your boyfriend back later ya' know.

**Iron Fist** · 09-17-2009, 07:54 AM

Sucks even worse when the mailman knocks on your door delivering a parcel that you need to sign for...

**mikeyddddd** · 09-17-2009, 07:57 AM

**Juicy D. Links** · 09-17-2009, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Don't you know enough to let it go to voicemail?

You can always call your boyfriend back later ya' know.

I am gonna now put em on speakerphone , and masturbate while talking...

**teh ghey** · 09-17-2009, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

And the damb phone rings and you have to take the call with you pants down and your cock swinging in the air?

I got blue balls i think ...

I'm trying to picture it. Are you circumcised or uncircumcised? that will help me visualize

**Axelo9** · 09-17-2009, 08:04 AM

answer the phone and start talking dirty! spice things up

**Juicy D. Links** · 09-17-2009, 08:06 AM

Originally posted by teh ghey

I'm trying to picture it. Are you circumcised or uncircumcised? that will help me visualize

circumsized , my glans is nice n pink and luscious

**CyberHustler** · 09-17-2009, 08:08 AM

**ToplistBlog_Com** · 09-17-2009, 08:13 AM

I put it on silence... it helps sometimes

**RobertD** · 09-17-2009, 09:44 AM

Depends on who's calling, sometimes I just answer and keep going.

**area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 09-17-2009, 09:49 AM

tell A1R3K to call back

**flashfire** · 09-17-2009, 10:04 AM

lol ever heard of voicemail

**Stacks Banned for Life** · 09-17-2009, 10:06 AM

It's even worse when it's your mom, and worse still when you don't stop jerking. You're like, "Omg I'm touching my dick while my mom is talking about garage sales". Fucked up shit

**stickyfingerz** · 09-17-2009, 10:08 AM

Damnit Juicy just don't answer next time.. Im hanging up now...

**notime** · 09-17-2009, 10:40 AM

Phone you can ignore but when Fedex keeps ringing the doorbell for 5 mins. to deliver a book from amazon.com it's a little harder

**notime** · 09-17-2009, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by sharphead

Sucks even worse when the mailman knocks on your door delivering a parcel that you need to sign for...

You mean for the guy you give the pen back to and who is unaware?

**Carmine Raguso** · 09-17-2009, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by stickyfingerz

Damnit Juicy just don't answer next time.. Im hanging up now...

Did you have a stroke? What's wrong with your face?

**DaddyHalbucks** · 09-17-2009, 10:52 AM

Perfect for a webcam chat.

;)

**Honez** · 09-17-2009, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by notime

Phone you can ignore but when Fedex keeps ringing the doorbell for 5 mins. to deliver a book from amazon.com it's a little harder

FedEx actually waits for you to answer the door?

**Jarmusch** · 09-17-2009, 11:31 AM

Just put your cellphone in vibration mode and stuff it up your ass.

You'll have the best orgasm of your life when someone calls you.

**Deesnuts** · 09-17-2009, 11:35 AM

sucks balls

**bronco67** · 09-17-2009, 11:46 AM

The other day my dog busted into my office barking just as I was shooting my load. Not fun. bad dog.

**notime** · 09-17-2009, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by Honez

FedEx actually waits for you to answer the door?

He went to my neighbours house to ring the door and they said I was at home because they saw my car out front so he came back...

At our office we have a Fedex GIRL normally who's really is a cute blond MILF.
Remind me to take a pic of her next time with the Iphone.

**stickyfingerz** · 09-17-2009, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguso

Did you have a stroke? What's wrong with your face?

Anytime you wanna post up your real pics Ill be glad to compare. lol Nameless fake nicks are always the best looking people on the planet.

**CaptainHowdy** · 09-17-2009, 04:22 PM

You should be able to do both things at the same time by now...

**Juicy D. Links** · 09-18-2009, 04:25 AM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

You should be able to do both things at the same time by now...

**John-ACWM** · 09-18-2009, 10:34 AM

Good thing no one rang the door.

Dont ya hate when you are rubbing one out...

Dont ya hate when you are rubbing one out...

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