I thought my car was stolen... called half the city of Chicago looking for it, no one could find it... reported it stolen... drank half the weekend... and Sunday I get a call from a tow place saying the city had it towed... MORE or less they scammed me outta 300$ since it wasn't illegally parked and/or the city didn't commission it to be towed.
Hehehe, I did the same thing, but since I had the horrid case of the runs so I was sitting by the window most of the time. I looked out and saw how many pigeons were shitting on my neighbor's roof. Now I know why the bitch is always pissed.
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