I Will Suck Your Dick!

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  • marketsmart
    HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
    • Dec 2004
    • 20419

    #1

    I Will Suck Your Dick!

    to the highest bidder of course... there seems to be a lot of support for current battles being paid for like mercanaries...

    so my offer is... pay me the most amount of money and i will type post after post about how great your company is, regardless of you companies ethics..

    it seems like the "in" thing to do, so why not jump on board.....

    sponsors.. don't spend your hard earned profits on keywords, spend them on me... i will tell everyone how you are right and how they are wrong...

    Do you fuck over your affiliates and the adult industry?

    No problem, i will help you justify your behavior... Not only that, but i will tell people about what a great person you are and how you bought me drinks at the last trade show...

    After all, no one in this business means anything, so why not exploit everyone? Sounds good to me.

    Hit me up if you want to contract my services... I will gladly improve your image for pay...
    Last edited by marketsmart; 11-17-2006, 02:56 PM.
  • fallenmuffin
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 8170

    #2
    LOL... I'll give you a dollar to post how great I am.

    Unless Lars outbids me

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    • GooSearch
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2006
      • 2538

      #3
      i bid 2 dollars if post about me being a great webmaster a good dad and all around nice person :p
      GooSearch Real Text Ads Without The Drama
      Coming Back Bigger and Better Then Ever

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      • polish_aristocrat
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2002
        • 40377

        #4
        looks like BoyAlley got excited for nothing....
        I don't use ICQ anymore.

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        • Dvae
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2005
          • 5326

          #5
          You'll suck my dick?

          Like shit you will.
          You too ugly...
          .
          .

          Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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          • 4Man
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2006
            • 3830

            #6
            I don't want your services.

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            • jacklaidlaw
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2006
              • 728

              #7
              I am going for a cheaper alternative every time you make a post marketsmart
              I have got zango to put a popup over it telling people how good the companies I want to promote are, I hope you are ok with this, Well infact you better be there is no way to stop The Zango Corporate Machine

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              • Kimo
                ...
                • Jan 2006
                • 11542

                #8
                this thread needs pics
                ...

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                • OG LennyT
                  Wall Street Pimp
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 14345

                  #9
                  BoyAlley in 3...2...1....
                  Tradeking - my online broker | 4.95 a trade | make real $$

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                  • CaptainHowdy
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 94152

                    #10
                    Originally posted by OG LennyT
                    BoyAlley in 3...2...1....
                    !!

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                    • munki
                      Do Fun Shit.
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 13393

                      #11
                      I'll raise the bid to $3... I can use some cheap PR...

                      I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                      • psili
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 5526

                        #12
                        You gotta give respect to those who can sell to the sheep, regardless of what they're selling, 'cuz there's a lot more sheep than herders.

                        And the funny thing is, most people who will read this post and disregard it because they don't think they're part of the majority, really are.

                        *shrug*

                        Rock on.
                        Your post count means nothing.

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                        • jacklaidlaw
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 728

                          #13
                          took me 1.56mins but here goes anyway

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                          • Barefootsies
                            Choice is an Illusion
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 42635

                            #14
                            Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                            looks like BoyAlley got excited for nothing....
                            Should You Email Your Members?

                            Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                            Enough Said.

                            "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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