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fris · 09-09-2009, 07:38 PM

Code:

<?
$excuses = "excuses.txt";
$fp = file($excuses);
srand((double)microtime()*1000000);
$excuse = $fp[array_rand($fp)];
echo $excuse;
?>

enough said.

09-09-2009, 07:38 PM
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,427	Code: <? $excuses = "excuses.txt"; $fp = file($excuses); srand((double)microtime()*1000000); $excuse = $fp[array_rand($fp)]; echo $excuse; ?> enough said. __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff