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  • Klen
    • Aug 2006
    • 32234

    #1

    Daily joke

    Sex Vs. School
    10.... Everbody likes sex and nobody likes
    school,except for virgins and only because they
    haven't had sex yet.

    9.... Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs
    etc... School just sucks.

    8.... After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette.
    After school you feel like smoking something a
    whole hell of a lot stronger.

    7.... You only get disciplined during sex if you
    want to.

    6.... Drinking drives people to sex, where as
    school drives people to drink.

    5....Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of
    stress.

    4.... Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you
    get with sex.

    3.... After sex you feel like you have accomplished
    something.

    2.... Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a
    hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of
    dollars in tuition.

    And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than
    school is........

    1.... At least you have a choice whether or not you
    want to have sex. At school your teachers screw
    you regardless.
  • gimo33
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2006
    • 5599

    #2
    lol... nice
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    • pimplink
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      • Jun 2001
      • 9535

      #3
      Those jokes have some sense in them. A good laugh.

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      • Kimo
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        • Jan 2006
        • 11542

        #4
        hahahha very nice
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        • martinsc
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          • Jun 2005
          • 27043

          #5
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          • gecko
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            • Jun 2002
            • 21846

            #6
            heh... not bad.
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            • woj
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              • Jul 2002
              • 47880

              #7
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              • Ohface
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                • May 2006
                • 997

                #8
                cool comparison.
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                • BluewireAngie
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                  • Apr 2006
                  • 4643

                  #9


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                  • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                    • May 2006
                    • 6107

                    #10
                    pretty good
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                    • marketsmart
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 20419

                      #11
                      funny lol

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                      • Vitasoy
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                        • Oct 2003
                        • 58202

                        #12
                        Those are great lol.


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