What the fuck is wrong with wives and gfs;-(

**Iron Fist** · 09-07-2009, 08:24 AM

Nice... vent on GFY and then cower in silence when the next issue comes up.

**baddog** · 09-07-2009, 08:26 AM

All I know is you should never let them meet. That rarely works out.

**PurrrsianPussyKat** · 09-07-2009, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by baddog

All I know is you should never let them meet. That rarely works out.

**mikeyddddd** · 09-07-2009, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by Hank_Heartland

What the fuck is wrong with wives and gfs;-(

Can't live with 'em...
Can't shoot 'em

**Scott McD** · 09-07-2009, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by Hank_Heartland

Why do they ask us to fix shit if they think we are going to fuck it up?

Next time, give her a slap on the head...

**RyuLion** · 09-07-2009, 08:32 AM

lol.........so is she the reason you don't make it to the shows anymore?

**hjnet** · 09-07-2009, 08:33 AM

"Wife" or "Girlfiriend" is the problem

**camchoice** · 09-07-2009, 08:34 AM

That story made me think about the series 2 and a half men where allen, charlies brother wants to fix the satelite tv on the roof and falls down. Why did you not call the guy ? hahaha

**Joe King** · 09-07-2009, 08:35 AM

Originally posted by sharphead

Nice... vent on GFY and then cower in silence when the next issue comes up.

**Hank_Heartland** · 09-07-2009, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by sharphead

Nice... vent on GFY and then cower in silence when the next issue comes up.

Not me man...I take my stand on these issues

**Hank_Heartland** · 09-07-2009, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by mikeyddddd

Can't live with 'em...
Can't shoot 'em

Mikey so true...so true

**Hank_Heartland** · 09-07-2009, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by Scott McD

Next time, give her a slap on the head...

I don't hit women...but I still fuck with their heads

**Hank_Heartland** · 09-07-2009, 08:44 AM

Originally posted by RyuLion

lol.........so is she the reason you don't make it to the shows anymore?

Yep...She and my daughter ganged up on me

Changing that soon though

**Hank_Heartland** · 09-07-2009, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by hjnet

"Wife" or "Girlfiriend" is the problem

Wife...Got to many gfs for them to be a problem

**MaDalton** · 09-07-2009, 09:01 AM

**OverdueNudes** · 09-07-2009, 09:08 AM

Well just tell her she's saying break wrong.

**jimmy-3-way** · 09-07-2009, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by baddog

All I know is you should never let them meet. That rarely works out.

Naw this thread is obvious wife behaviour.

If it was a gf she's be thanking you with a BJ and calling you Big Daddy - because she's trying to make the wife upgrade.

**DWB** · 09-07-2009, 09:19 AM

My GF asked me to "fix" the neighborhood dogs.

**Porn Grounds** · 09-07-2009, 09:20 AM

You're supposed to break shit so you HAVE to call the guy...they'll never ask you to do anything again ;)

**Tom_PM** · 09-07-2009, 09:24 AM

Oh, see here's your mistake.. The moment you were in process of fixing it and she appeared over your shoulder.. you needed to stop, stand, put your hands on her shoulders and say "honey honey honey, you can either tell me to do it, or tell me HOW to do it, NOT BOTH."

And when she acts like you lucked out, tell her to go fuck herself because thats nothing but a bitch move.

Sorry if this offends someone.

**beerptrol** · 09-07-2009, 09:25 AM

Should have made her do it.

**Hank_Heartland** · 09-07-2009, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by Porn Grounds

You're supposed to break shit so you HAVE to call the guy...they'll never ask you to do anything again ;)

Wrong...Itried that already

**Hank_Heartland** · 09-07-2009, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by PR_Tom

Oh, see here's your mistake.. The moment you were in process of fixing it and she appeared over your shoulder.. you needed to stop, stand, put your hands on her shoulders and say "honey honey honey, you can either tell me to do it, or tell me HOW to do it, NOT BOTH."

And when she acts like you lucked out, tell her to go fuck herself because thats nothing but a bitch move.

Sorry if this offends someone.

Lets see you try that move 1st

An btw...Happy Birthday!!!

**Hank_Heartland** · 09-07-2009, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by beerptrol

Should have made her do it.

You must not be married

**Tom_PM** · 09-07-2009, 09:43 AM

It's not my birthday, but thanks! hehe

**beerptrol** · 09-07-2009, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by Hank_Heartland

You must not be married

nope lol. but I do have a gf who doesn't have enough knowledge to do it herself, but apparently knows enough to tell me how to do it lol

**hjnet** · 09-07-2009, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by Hank_Heartland

Wife...Got to many gfs for them to be a problem

No, I meant the problem lies within the meaning of the words "wife" and "girlfriend"

**nico-t** · 09-07-2009, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by sharphead

Nice... vent on GFY and then cower in silence when the next issue comes up.

**american pervert** · 09-07-2009, 10:33 AM

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eye?

nothing, you already told her twice...

**ztik** · 09-07-2009, 11:10 AM

**crockett** · 09-07-2009, 11:14 AM

The secret is to always break it, then they never ask u to fix it..

**J. Falcon** · 09-07-2009, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by camchoice

That story made me think about the series 2 and a half men where allen, charlies brother wants to fix the satelite tv on the roof and falls down. Why did you not call the guy ? hahaha

It reminded me of that too. Great show, funny episode.

**JFK** · 09-07-2009, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by Hank_Heartland

You must not be married

**Hank_Heartland** · 09-07-2009, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by beerptrol

nope lol. but I do have a gf who doesn't have enough knowledge to do it herself, but apparently knows enough to tell me how to do it lol

Sounds like you might as well be married

**Hank_Heartland** · 09-07-2009, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by american pervert

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eye?

nothing, you already told her twice...

You must not be married either

**Hank_Heartland** · 09-07-2009, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by crockett

The secret is to always break it, then they never ask u to fix it..

Read my response to that idea above

**american pervert** · 09-07-2009, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by Hank_Heartland

You must not be married either

i'm gonna wait til im at least 35 before i want the fun to end

**VeriSexy** · 09-07-2009, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by sharphead

Nice... vent on GFY and then cower in silence when the next issue comes up.

**Danny B** · 09-07-2009, 07:56 PM

When shit like that happens to me I kindly and silently hand over the tools, walk to the fridge, grab me a cold one and wait for shit to hit the fan.

**Rochard** · 09-07-2009, 08:34 PM

The problem is with you. You should have told your wife to leave the room and go make you a sandwich or something.

**LiveDose** · 09-07-2009, 08:38 PM

You're married and you haven't learned yet how to filter your wife's voice. I often see my wife's mouth moving and hear nothing. It's beautiful.

**Evil-Dan** · 09-07-2009, 08:44 PM

Hank - my man

ho ware ya mate

are you still bitching about being married?

you and me need to sit down soon and grab a bottle of Gentlemen, and shoo the shit

how say you?

**candyflip** · 09-07-2009, 08:48 PM

Originally posted by LiveDose

You're married and you haven't learned yet how to filter your wife's voice. I often see my wife's mouth moving and hear nothing. It's beautiful.

You don't have to be married to master that one.

**gecko** · 09-07-2009, 08:59 PM

Double edged sword.. what can you do.

**OTerror** · 09-07-2009, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by sharphead

nice... Vent on gfy and then cower in silence when the next issue comes up.

hahahahaha

What the fuck is wrong with wives and gfs;-(

What the fuck is wrong with wives and gfs;-(

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