So my wife has been bugging me to fix a slow drain in the bathtub...so today I rotted it out and now it drains like a champ
The whole time I'm working on it, she's over my shoulder yelling "You're going to brake something"; "It's going to cost us more than if you called the plumber"; " You always brake something when you try to fix something big" and on an on an on...
So after I finish the job, she comes up to me and says "Great job...We lucked out"
Why do they ask us to fix shit if they think we are going to fuck it up?


Don't ask me to fix shit else
