Pamela Denise Anderson

Now as a boy aged 5 I saw hundred's of playboy's... I then saw hundred's of penthouse, and the barely legal, and cherry, and fox... I cut out the best & dreamed of her before she was even born!!! I love this girl, this goddess, this angel, the woman!!!
I want her bad, and her pussy is said to be like Criptonite!!! Bring it on I say!!! I shall suck every bit of cooze out of her!!! well what shall be, shall be!!! I know I can rock her WORLD!!! Because She already has me planning our day's together, and I think I shall sleep not!!! She be the goddess for me!!! Oh man there must be 1,000 way's to make love passionately, and I'll do them all in a months time for her!!! That's 33 time's a day for thirty day's. here... Its almost if I could say thats the one thing keeping me alive, however I want to screw every pussy past, preseant & future!!! Preseant get it? Now I think that Good ol' George Washington was the horniest man of his time, and SPEEDY GONZALEZ was the horniest cartoon mouse that I ever SAW!!! & Jean Wilder THE WORLD'S GREATESTY LOVER Now I proclaim myself As MuffMaster!!! Pamela Crabtree P.C.. Kinda neat'o huh? I think it is dandy, like candy!!! As Costansa Might say, Oh its got cache baby!!! Maybe I'll do Magick & marry all the girl's @ ince!!! when I was ten 1975 I coulda died for having her as my personal assistant in heaven!!! Remember heaven is bountaful with inumerated blessing's!!! I did dream of her, I did pray for her!!! Now I must get her you see maybe you dont care but I have'nt had innercourse in 10 years, I'm like a stud bull!!! For her... Now listen when I had my collection of 1,000's of Pamels Denise Anderson photo's, picture's, snap shot's, and her bio, and her magazine, and I still have her postcard... Hey you know what I want!!! I want to lose control over her pussy, her pretty pink pussy, the most prime pie in the universe... Pie thats right I'm gonna bake it in my mouth!!! My best friend in the whole world say's that I'm crazy she's a dog woof woof. I dont care about that non-sense, I love her more than my arm!!! Imaguine this I was ten I was hit by a pacer, and nearly died the doctor doctor dum shit Lazlo Ormandy said that I'd never walk again, but because of my most treasured wish (Pamela Denise Anderson) I got first place in the three mile relay race @ WOODSON HIGHSCHOOL in two years of that dasterdly statement!!! Oh varilly I say unto you she keep's me young!!! Now dreaming is all that I've done!!! In 1991 I saw the 1st ever episode of BAY WATCH, and I was stunned by her, her beauty abounds in so many way's I'm a boob man, I'm a leg man, I'm gittish for blone's, I love her hieght, and her form, I love that snug fitting swimsuit!!! A few months later when I started to see her every picture, I saw her lay'ing on the afdt of a boat, and her leg's spread wide, and the sun glissening on her loveliest of pussies!!! It is now 5;00AM. E.S.T. U.S.A.. My train leave's in 5 hour's. By the way I forgot to mention I did a people search for Pamela Denise Anderson, and results are 1,000,000. ( I'm holding everything together, because I have alternate plan's, sure I could marry 3,000,000,000 girls, but What about her? Look I'll share witch yuh!!! 1,000,000,000 I could be president of these here united states of america!!! She'd be my 1st lady incharge of everything pink!!! Gullully gee Sargeant Carter!!! I mean wozers Batman!!! what I'm try'ing to say is I need her lovin, all her lovin for life!!! MuffMaster