If you?re not DEAD please press the Alarm Button!

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  • da man
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 2375

    #1

    If you?re not DEAD please press the Alarm Button!

    Vitaly Malyukov a Russian inventor has designed caskets outfitted with alarm buttons for those buried alive by mistake. A person buried alive will have to press that "alarm button" to raise the alarm at a control panel in the office of a cemetery caretaker. The alarm is designed to show which grave have signs of life, so to speak.

    Earlier reports suggest that people used to put cell phones in the casket with the dearly departed, with the hope that somehow they would come back to life again. But alas the ringing phones in the casket would turn out to be from people who did not know that the subscriber had been dead!
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  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    I would rather have the fucking button on the embalming table.

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    • Scott McD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 67792

      #3
      Umm, i think it would be too late for that.

      God people are dumb...


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      • nofx
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Nov 2002
        • 16826

        #4
        ?

        this is nothing new....

        they did that shit like hundreds of years ago...but it was some sort of flag system...

        Often times I wonder why
        There's love and hate, theres live or die.
        When sickness comes I must decide:
        When feelings go, theres suicide.

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        • notabook
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2006
          • 9748

          #5
          @nofx, yeah... they also did it with a bell/ringer/buzzer system as well (think doorbell). This is nothing new at all.

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          • SlamDesigns
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2005
            • 2339

            #6
            Sooooo many holes in that article. A.) Unless it's different in Russia...you are definitely dead by the time you make it to the coffin. I'm not going to go into detail, because it's pretty fucking sickening, but trust me....no one is buried alive. And B.) The whole "phone ringing in the coffin" thing is ass backward. It wouldn't be the phone in the casket ringing...it would be the dead person calling...which of course ain't gonna happen.

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            • MyNameIsNobody
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2005
              • 2947

              #7
              either you make a huge efford putting security buttons in the caskets

              or

              you make sure the person is fucking dead!


              Which one seem more logical to you?

              I'm sorry to say this but there's a lot of dumb fucks our there

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              • reynold
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2002
                • 51271

                #8
                Strip off that scientist's license please!

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                • Klen
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 32234

                  #9
                  Ah yes i heard that long time ago nothing new.

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