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150k followers in less than a month.
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"It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit."9:56 AM Aug 14th from webBADOINK.COM
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you old bastard
"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."
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"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"
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haha funny stuff
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"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."
my second fave
i just lol money money lolBADOINK.COM
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That is some funny shit.
and Tourette's guy, haven't seen him in years.Last edited by DonovanTrent; 08-28-2009, 11:16 AM.Donovan TrentComment
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My Dad loves me to death but still calls me a faggot. It's the only word he knows...gay is foreign to him. As are a lot of other words. That is what happens when you get kicked out of school in the 5th grade and become a self-made man by busting your ass.
Since my brother outed me, the conversation went like this:
Dad: I hear you are a faggot.
Me: Um, yeah, about that...
Dad: I told the guys on the job site that my son is a faggot, but that I love him no matter what.
End of discussion.
Until later he dropped on me that my brother also told him I was planning on getting married. This was back when like one state allowed domestic partnerships.Comment
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I'd like this to be the actual message on my voice mail.
"Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer."Comment
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best person to follow on twitter HANDS DOWN! LOL!Comment
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95% of my vm's are "hey, it's ____________, call me back!"
Really?! The missed call alert tells me that you called.
Visual Voicemail from Verizon Wireless is my best friend. I was horrible at checking vm before I signed up. For those that don't know, it's similar to the way iPhone handles vm.Comment
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"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.caComment
RIP TD 
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