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  • troncarver
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2006
    • 1584

    #1

    shit my dad says

    very funny twitter acct

    http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
    BADOINK.COM
    skype: troncarver
  • Mr Pheer
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2002
    • 22083

    #2
    150k followers in less than a month.

    Impressive.

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    • troncarver
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2006
      • 1584

      #3
      my fav

      "It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit."9:56 AM Aug 14th from web
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      skype: troncarver

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      • Verbal
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2001
        • 3420

        #4
        Following: 1
        Levar Burton

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        • 2012
          So Fucking What
          • Jul 2006
          • 17189

          #5
          you old bastard

          "Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."

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          • Tom_PM
            Porn Meister
            • Feb 2005
            • 16443

            #6
            Originally posted by troncarver
            my fav

            "It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit."9:56 AM Aug 14th from web
            Goddamn, that just instantly reminds me of my childhood friends stepfather. What an asshole he was. He'd always talk about how he keeps the roof over their heads, and until you're 18 and on your own, you will do what he says and thank him for it.
            Last edited by Tom_PM; 08-28-2009, 10:55 AM.
            43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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            • 96ukssob
              So Fucking Banananananas
              • Mar 2003
              • 12991

              #7
              pretty funny stuff
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              • munki
                Do Fun Shit.
                • Dec 2004
                • 13393

                #8
                Originally posted by Verbal
                Following: 1
                Levar Burton

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                • Got Porn?
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 1264

                  #9
                  "Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"

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                  • ztik
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 5196

                    #10
                    reminds me of this you guy

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY
                    .

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                    • WebairMetz
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                      • Jul 2009
                      • 920

                      #11
                      haha funny stuff


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                      • LeRoy
                        Porn Pusher
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 13364

                        #12
                        Funny shit mang
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                        • troncarver
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 1584

                          #13
                          "Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

                          my second fave

                          i just lol money money lol
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                          • DonovanTrent
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 968

                            #14
                            That is some funny shit.

                            and Tourette's guy, haven't seen him in years.
                            Last edited by DonovanTrent; 08-28-2009, 11:16 AM.
                            Donovan Trent

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                            • seeandsee
                              Check SIG!
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 50945

                              #15
                              Originally posted by troncarver
                              very funny twitter acct

                              http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
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                              • epitome
                                So Fucking Lame
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 12156

                                #16
                                My Dad loves me to death but still calls me a faggot. It's the only word he knows...gay is foreign to him. As are a lot of other words. That is what happens when you get kicked out of school in the 5th grade and become a self-made man by busting your ass.

                                Since my brother outed me, the conversation went like this:

                                Dad: I hear you are a faggot.
                                Me: Um, yeah, about that...
                                Dad: I told the guys on the job site that my son is a faggot, but that I love him no matter what.

                                End of discussion.

                                Until later he dropped on me that my brother also told him I was planning on getting married. This was back when like one state allowed domestic partnerships.

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                                • candyflip
                                  Carpe Visio
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 43069

                                  #17
                                  I'd like this to be the actual message on my voice mail.

                                  "Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer."

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                                  • GTS Mark
                                    Vrume Mark
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 20912

                                    #18
                                    best person to follow on twitter HANDS DOWN! LOL!

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                                    • Tom_PM
                                      Porn Meister
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 16443

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                      I'd like this to be the actual message on my voice mail.

                                      "Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer."
                                      Thats so true it's not even funny, it's just..... true.
                                      43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                                      • epitome
                                        So Fucking Lame
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 12156

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by candyflip
                                        I'd like this to be the actual message on my voice mail.

                                        "Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer."
                                        95% of my vm's are "hey, it's ____________, call me back!"

                                        Really?! The missed call alert tells me that you called.

                                        Visual Voicemail from Verizon Wireless is my best friend. I was horrible at checking vm before I signed up. For those that don't know, it's similar to the way iPhone handles vm.

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                                        • Yngwie
                                          I am an Alien from space
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 11118

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Got Porn?
                                          "Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"

                                          or

                                          "The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."
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                                          • Riffhard
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2009
                                            • 659

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DonovanTrent
                                            That is some funny shit.

                                            and Tourette's guy, haven't seen him in years.
                                            He actually died in a car accident.
                                            Glad to be here. Glad to be anywhere.

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