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  • CuriousToyBoy
    Crazy Aussie Bastard
    • Aug 2005
    • 16787

    #1

    The Best Merketing Scams Ever Perpetrated ...

    Were the way we convinced Americans into Fosters beer and Outback Steakhouses.

    I would not know where to buy a Fosters here in Australia, it is absolute sheep's piss.

    And Outback Steakhouses steaks?

    NOTHING like ours and we would NEVER over-season the shit out of our steaks like that.

    But don't let that stop you eating and drinking.

    Celebs
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  • WiredGuy
    Pounding Googlebot
    • Aug 2002
    • 34517

    #2
    I love Fosters, I drink it at the bar across the street every Thursday
    WG
    I play with Google.

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    • MyNameIsNobody
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2005
      • 2947

      #3
      The best marketing scam ever is religon.. convincing people that there's an invisible man living in the sky, watching everything you do..

      and of course the church and gods men need money! pay them, god says so.

      MyNameIsNobody - ICQ: 279-601-583

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      • Fizzgig
        Registered User
        • Feb 2004
        • 9649

        #4
        So what's a GOOD Aussie beer?
        ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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        • GTS Mark
          Vrume Mark
          • Jan 2001
          • 20912

          #5
          I don't mind Fosters? Maybe they make it differently over here than in Australia?

          DH

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          • Love Brokers
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 1699

            #6
            "I would not know where to buy a Fosters here in Australia, it is absolute sheep's piss."

            This is your persuasion then, Mate? Sheep's piss is what you wet your dry gullet with?
            Content Junky
            www.contentjunky.com
            ICQ: 135173372

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            • LiveDose
              Show Yer Tits!
              • Feb 2002
              • 25792

              #7
              Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
              I don't mind Fosters? Maybe they make it differently over here than in Australia?

              DH


              Yeah I believe the jokes on them.

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              • SlamDesigns
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2005
                • 2339

                #8
                Isn't there an Australian beer named "Piss"? How the fuck would you order that? "Hey mate, can I get a bottle of Piss over here"? "Bartender, a round for everyone...they all need to taste this Piss"! "I've had a long day...can't wait to drink some Piss".

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                • Pointless
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 2142

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LiveDose
                  Yeah I believe the jokes on them.
                  i dont care for fosters.

                  i havent seen anyone drink that around here and i drink alot.
                  355 north
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                  • baddog
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 107089

                    #10
                    I have always thought Fosters was some of the worst beer I ever tasted.

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                    • dotcommer
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 312

                      #11
                      I tend to agree!!!

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                      • CuriousToyBoy
                        Crazy Aussie Bastard
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 16787

                        #12
                        Originally posted by WiredGuy
                        I love Fosters, I drink it at the bar across the street every Thursday
                        WG
                        Maybe that Canuckstani water and brewing process makes it better than the shit it is here.

                        Celebs
                        Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                        • CuriousToyBoy
                          Crazy Aussie Bastard
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 16787

                          #13
                          "Piss" is an Australian slang saying for alcohol.

                          I'm pissed = I'm drunk

                          I'm drinking piss = I'm drinking alcohol

                          Let's get on the piss = Let's go and have a few drinks

                          So if you did walk into a pub here and aks for a glass of piss, they would probably say "Sure, what's your poison?"

                          ;-)
                          Celebs
                          Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                          • biftek
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 1030

                            #14
                            all beer is the worst shit i have tasted , don't know how ppl can drink that crap

                            the beer named "piss" was a home brew job , only selected pubs sold it

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                            • Fizzgig
                              Registered User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 9649

                              #15
                              Originally posted by dotcommer
                              I tend to agree!!!
                              With whom do you tend to agree?
                              ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                              • SlamDesigns
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2005
                                • 2339

                                #16
                                Originally posted by biftek
                                all beer is the worst shit i have tasted , don't know how ppl can drink that crap

                                the beer named "piss" was a home brew job , only selected pubs sold it

                                http://www.pi55.com/

                                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Beer
                                Last edited by SlamDesigns; 11-12-2006, 12:25 AM.

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                                • $5 submissions
                                  I help you SUCCEED
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 32189

                                  #17
                                  Cyberthrill Online Casino. Thousands pimped. None paid.

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                                  • J$tyle$
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 11500

                                    #18
                                    Adstats

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                                    • marko13
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 7512

                                      #19
                                      the best marketing scams are produced from americans for other parts of the world.... the know that if demands side is gone than they will create it although there isn't place for such.... but everyone wants to follow americans and the have success to sell us anything they produce...
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                                      • Pointless
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 2142

                                        #20
                                        see sig........
                                        355 north
                                        Adultdatelink.com

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