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  • troncarver
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2006
    • 1584

    #1

    So I called 911 last night

    I was driving home from the office and i passed a mcdonalds and right outside the mcdonalds there was about 5 kids (probably about 20 y/o) throwing french fries into the road above a huge flock of seagulls

    well they were trying to get the seagull to swoop down and eat the french fry at the same time cars were driving by intentionally trying to get cars to hit the seagulls

    well i saw one seagull get killed and i nearly clipped another so i called

    what a waste of french fries
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  • beerptrol
    Confirmed Asshole
    • Feb 2003
    • 12722

    #2
    should have swerved and took out the kids
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    • gleem
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      • Jun 2001
      • 5593

      #3
      ha, god-damn teenagers!!! I can't believe I used to be one just like that, now I drive around waving my fist out the window mumbling and grumbling like an old man at em!


      Hope they got clubbed in the head by the 5-0!




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      • candyflip
        Carpe Visio
        • Jul 2002
        • 43069

        #4
        What part of the city? Your offices are on Culver somewhere right?

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        • troncarver
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2006
          • 1584

          #5
          Originally posted by gleem
          ha, god-damn teenagers!!! I can't believe I used to be one just like that, now I drive around waving my fist out the window mumbling and grumbling like an old man at em!


          Hope they got clubbed in the head by the 5-0!

          hahahaha i could picture you doing that - i hope they got clubbed too thing is i will never know if they got caught

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          • HerPimp
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2006
            • 1197

            #6
            You bring the heat on these guys over some fucking birds?

            What is the world coming to?

            "He is a rat anyway, his whole family is all rats. Would have grown up to be a rat." ~ Tommy. Goodfellas.

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            • troncarver
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2006
              • 1584

              #7
              Originally posted by candyflip
              What part of the city? Your offices are on Culver somewhere right?
              it was the mcdonalds on culver and main st - our offices are on goodman ave
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              • Tom_PM
                Porn Meister
                • Feb 2005
                • 16443

                #8
                911; it's for imminent danger, and they'd like fries with that.
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                • troncarver
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1584

                  #9
                  Originally posted by HerPimp
                  You bring the heat on these guys over some fucking birds?

                  What is the world coming to?

                  "He is a rat anyway, his whole family is all rats. Would have grown up to be a rat." ~ Tommy. Goodfellas.
                  i dont really care about the birds but if someone swerves to miss a bird and hits my fuckin car then its on

                  R.A.T is still the greatest
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                  • gleem
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 5593

                    #10
                    Originally posted by HerPimp
                    You bring the heat on these guys over some fucking birds?

                    What is the world coming to?

                    "He is a rat anyway, his whole family is all rats. Would have grown up to be a rat." ~ Tommy. Goodfellas.
                    I think it was more than the birds getting killed, it was the fact that they were doing it with people driving by, and unless you have had a bird come through your windshield and almost kill you (I have) it's uber dangerous to the drivers!




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                    • troncarver
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 1584

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PR_Tom
                      911; it's for imminent danger, and they'd like fries with that.
                      lol i felt bad calling them but i had never called 911 before so i said fuck it i wanna call and see what this is all about
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                      • seeandsee
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                        • Mar 2006
                        • 50945

                        #12
                        Originally posted by troncarver
                        I was driving home from the office and i passed a mcdonalds and right outside the mcdonalds there was about 5 kids (probably about 20 y/o) throwing french fries into the road above a huge flock of seagulls

                        well they were trying to get the seagull to swoop down and eat the french fry at the same time cars were driving by intentionally trying to get cars to hit the seagulls

                        well i saw one seagull get killed and i nearly clipped another so i called

                        what a waste of french fries
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                        • Scott McD
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 67792

                          #13
                          Feed the birds!!





                          Don't kill them!


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                          • John-ACWM
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                            • Nov 2008
                            • 20060

                            #14
                            Originally posted by beerptrol
                            should have swerved and took out the kids
                            tarantino style!

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                            • brassmonkey
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                              • Sep 2005
                              • 77385

                              #15
                              stop snitchin hahaha
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                              • 96ukssob
                                So Fucking Banananananas
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 12991

                                #16
                                Originally posted by beerptrol
                                should have swerved and took out the kids
                                PETA would of defended you
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                                • Furious_Male
                                  Doing the grind since 99
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 16884

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by HerPimp
                                  You bring the heat on these guys over some fucking birds?

                                  What is the world coming to?

                                  "He is a rat anyway, his whole family is all rats. Would have grown up to be a rat." ~ Tommy. Goodfellas.
                                  How is that being a RAT? All it takes is one elderly person (or a bird lover for that matter) to swerve and cause an auto accident. Then you could have people injured or dying.

                                  Hell I am all for having fun. I used to do some seriously crazy shit when I was younger. The thing is it didn't involve killing things or putting people at risk other then myself.

                                  Its time for the "share a brain" generation to smarten the fuck up.
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                                  • troncarver
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                                    • Nov 2006
                                    • 1584

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                    stop snitchin hahaha
                                    Snitches get stitches
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                                    • potter
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 6559

                                      #19
                                      That's not what 911 is for.

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                                      • epitome
                                        So Fucking Lame
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 12156

                                        #20

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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by troncarver
                                          i dont really care about the birds but if someone swerves to miss a bird and hits my fuckin car then its on

                                          R.A.T is still the greatest
                                          lulz, stc foo.

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                                          • CaptainHowdy
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                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 94026

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by troncarver
                                            what a waste of french fries


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                                            • marlboroack
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jul 2010
                                              • 9327

                                              #23
                                              If you would have crashed your car into everyone, you can sue the kids parents and get a new ride. Well thats what i would have done. Even took the seaguls to the vet and made them pay the bills.

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                                              • baddog
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #24
                                                you bumped this why?
                                                Last edited by baddog; 12-19-2010, 10:34 PM.

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                                                • Davy
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                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 4323

                                                  #25
                                                  Why call 911? Was there an emergency?
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                                                  • vsex
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                                                    • Aug 2010
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by bossku69
                                                    PETA would of defended you
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                                                    • GTS Mark
                                                      Vrume Mark
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 20912

                                                      #27
                                                      in my town you pull over and beat the shit out of the kids that pull that crap LOL! Then again i live in a backwards ass town where no kids are packing knives and guns (yet) ;-)

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                                                      • wehateporn
                                                        Promoting Debate on GFY
                                                        • Apr 2007
                                                        • 27176

                                                        #28
                                                        That's well harsh feeding seagulls McDonalds food; the seagulls don't know any better

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                                                        • - LOL -
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Sep 2010
                                                          • 396

                                                          #29
                                                          cool story bro, i got to try that sometimes

                                                          last time we had fun with seagulls was when we stuffed bread with soluble aspirin, the seagulls would eat it and explode when the aspirin started to dissolve and bloat them up.

                                                          good times

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                                                          • amateurbfs
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                                                            • Jun 2010
                                                            • 1316

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by gleem
                                                            I think it was more than the birds getting killed, it was the fact that they were doing it with people driving by, and unless you have had a bird come through your windshield and almost kill you (I have) it's uber dangerous to the drivers!
                                                            I had an owl fly into my windshield once, so not cool.

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                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 38944

                                                              #31
                                                              i like birds


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