So does anyone lick their toilet paper when they go #2 (before wiping of course)

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  • RRRED
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6754
    #1

    So does anyone lick their toilet paper when they go #2 (before wiping of course)

    Since there's so much poop talk today a couple of us are having a discussion about it. Is that weird to do that? It's extra moisture to make sure you get everything ok. That is if you're out of cottenelles...

    Ok no more rum and posting for me...

    I wonder if that poor girl that sharted in the hottub realizes that thousands upon thousands of people have watched her embarassing ordeal over and over and over...

    sigh...
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    • MyNameIsNobody
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      • Dec 2005
      • 2947
      #2
      most definitely not

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        • Spunky
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          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          I've never tried it..somewhat of a moisturizer

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            • marketsmart
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              • Dec 2004
              • 20419
              #4
              no, cant say that i have

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                • 2HousePlague
                  CURATOR
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 14572
                  #5
                  In my business, I need to have a clean outer anus at all times. So, yes, when I am using a public stall (and the sink is not accessible) I will spit into (not lick) the paper for the final wipe --



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                    • BusterBunny
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                      • Aug 2005
                      • 19291
                      #6
                      nope.....but i do lick my qtips before jamming them in my ear
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                        • L-Pink
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                          • Mar 2005
                          • 39151
                          #7
                          Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                          [INDENT][INDENT]In my business, I need to have a clean outer anus at all times.

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                            • leftybogs
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                              • Nov 2006
                              • 386
                              #8
                              thats weird i never heard that before...
                              unusual....
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                                • notabook
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                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 9748
                                  #9
                                  I rarely use TP but never have when I do. I'm more of a wet naps/baby wipes person.

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                                    • EBORG9
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 1823
                                      #10
                                      You know....they actually make personal wipes for that. And they even have little travel packs that you can carry like little kleenex's, with all kinds of Aloe, and other types of soothing stuff.

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                                        • TexasDreams
                                          former Miserable Admin :)
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 4700
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by RRRED
                                          Since there's so much poop talk today a couple of us are having a discussion about it. Is that weird to do that? It's extra moisture to make sure you get everything ok. That is if you're out of cottenelles...

                                          Ok no more rum and posting for me...

                                          I wonder if that poor girl that sharted in the hottub realizes that thousands upon thousands of people have watched her embarassing ordeal over and over and over...

                                          sigh...
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                                            • After Shock Media
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                                              • Mar 2001
                                              • 35299
                                              #12
                                              oh fuck Td MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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                                                • Jakke PNG
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                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 20306
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by RRRED
                                                  Since there's so much poop talk today a couple of us are having a discussion about it. Is that weird to do that? It's extra moisture to make sure you get everything ok. That is if you're out of cottenelles...
                                                  Can't say I do, I usually wipe like 7 times with dry paper. Then I take some liquid hand-wash soap and spread that on one paper and wipe with that, and after that again with dry paper. That is if I don't have babywipes.
                                                  ..and I'm off.

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                                                    • quantum-x
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                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 6863
                                                      #14
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                                                        • OzMan
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                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 9162
                                                          #15
                                                          RRRED how bout more rum and some live pics (not of #2 , shower would be fine)

                                                          I think bidet's are the best solution. Blasting the area with water at 500 psi must be like a friggin' colonic.

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                                                            • X37375787
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by quantum-x

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                                                                • quantum-x
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                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 6863
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Equinox

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                                                                    • Bozena X
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                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                      • 1139
                                                                      #18
                                                                      well thats an interesting theory. I wouldnt ever lick, because of the straight fact that the proximity of the fart gas is so close to the paper.

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                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 16502
                                                                          #19
                                                                          i don't wipe...

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                                                                            • Angry
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                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                              • 359
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Madrox
                                                                              i don't wipe...

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                                                                                • V_RocKs
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                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 32467
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  How dare Rene... but you are not rene.. so fuck you#@@&(!&*#^&^#$&*^$

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                                                                                    • Bitchboy
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                                                      • 3183
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      sometimes I run the TP under the sink just a little.

                                                                                      but what i really hate is when i step out of the shower all clean and a minute later take a big juicy shit. to wipe real good or just get back into the shower, that is the question.

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                                                                                        • Jakke PNG
                                                                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                          • 20306
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Bitchboy
                                                                                          sometimes I run the TP under the sink just a little.

                                                                                          but what i really hate is when i step out of the shower all clean and a minute later take a big juicy shit. to wipe real good or just get back into the shower, that is the question.
                                                                                          I *always* take a shit just before the shower, never just after.
                                                                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                            • marko13
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                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                              • 7512
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              nope.... never...
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                                                                                                • DamageX
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                  • 14293
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Hey, Platinum Lantern, how did you manage to hack RRRED's account?
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                                                                                                    • Antonio
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                      • 14136
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I always wash after wiping !!! and so should everybody else, so there's no reason to lick the toilet paper before using it


                                                                                                      btw I sale short toilet paper if anybody's interested

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                                                                                                        • TreasureBucks
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                                                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                                                          • 1971
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Ive never heard of that. hahaha, ill have to ask the wife if she does. lol

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                                                                                                            • DamageX
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                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                              • 14293
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by TreasureBucks
                                                                                                              Ive never heard of that. hahaha, ill have to ask the wife if she does. lol
                                                                                                              "Honey, do you lick the toilet paper before wiping your ass, after you've taken a shit?" Yep, sounds romantic.
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                                                                                                                • NinjaSteve
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                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                  • 11089
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  no no no no no no no
                                                                                                                  ...

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                                                                                                                    • tranza
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                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                      • 57559
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by TexasDreams
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                                                                                                                        • DjSap
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                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                          • 3869
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          what the fucking fuck...
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                                                                                                                            • Drake
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                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                              • 12508
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Madrox
                                                                                                                              i don't wipe...
                                                                                                                              I remember seeing a site called the "Dirty Bastard's Association" or something similar.

                                                                                                                              An email from a viewer of the site asked, "Am I a dirty bastard if I don't flush the toilet after wiping in a public stall?'

                                                                                                                              DBA's answer: "Dirty Bastards don't wipe their asses"

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                                                                                                                                • BVF
                                                                                                                                  Black Vagina Finder
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 13975
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  that sounds kind of disgusting...Plus it doesn't matter if you wipe with toilet paper or a babywipe. It's still dirty...The ONLY way to get it clean is to get in the shower or on a bidet and spread your asshole so the water can wash out the opening.

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                                                                                                                                    • Himuro
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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 934
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I heard a story of a British millionnaire who used to wipe with the hotel towels instead of toilet paper. I guess it's way more effecient.

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                                                                                                                                        • clickhappy
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
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                                                                                                                                          #35

                                                                                                                                          No tongue necessary

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                                                                                                                                            • Jace
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                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 35562
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              holy shit TD that chop is awesome

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                                                                                                                                                • SleazyDream
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 41470
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  the real question is - do you lick the toilet paper BEFORE or AFTER you wipe with it?
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