Why does everyone but me suck?

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • darksoft
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2001
    • 768

    #1

    Why does everyone but me suck?

    Fuck it. I've decided not to discriminate by country anymore. If you aren't me, you are just a sad, pathetic piece of shit. Unless I like you. Or unless you give me money. Or if you wash my truck. But other than that I can't stand anyone. Well, maybe the guy who makes my greasy burgers at the drive-thru, but nobody else. And the girls at Starbucks, but that's absolutely it.
  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    ...and this lamp.... and the ashtray..... and THAT IT! That's all I need...

    ... oh and I need this.... and that's the very last thing!

    ... oh and my dog.....


    ....ohhh, I guess I don't need my dog.....
    SIG TOO BIG

    Comment

    • Jakke PNG
      ex-TeenGodFather
      • Nov 2001
      • 20306

      #3
      I hate you too.
      Besides you're wrong, as I'm the only good person I know.
      So far I have a few other candidates but they're yet to prove themselves.
      ..and I'm off.

      Comment

      • darksoft
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2001
        • 768

        #4
        Amp is ok, but TGF just don't cut it. And nobody else. Well, I like the mailman when he brings my checks, but that's it.

        Comment

        • Mike Semen
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2001
          • 2924

          #5
          Don't make me give you a real reason to hate me....


          Biyatch!

          ICQ 1454 81 522 |

          Comment

          • darksoft
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2001
            • 768

            #6
            You can't spell beeyatch right, so I hate you too. But whoever invented the latte is ok. But nobody else.

            Comment

            • mika
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2001
              • 1561

              #7
              darksoft

              when a person goes to a doctor and says everyone is crazy but me.. that person is gonna get some treatment.. you kinda remind me of such cases

              Comment

              • Amputate Your Head
                There can be only one
                • Aug 2001
                • 39075

                #8
                good god.... please tell me I'm not so old that NO ONE else remembers the absolutely PURE genius of Steve Martin in "The Jerk"....
                SIG TOO BIG

                Comment

                • Forest
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 9136

                  #9
                  I lick

                  Comment

                  • darksoft
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 768

                    #10
                    I like the guy who brings the phone books. But nobody else.

                    Comment

                    • Jakke PNG
                      ex-TeenGodFather
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 20306

                      #11
                      Originally posted by darksoft
                      Amp is ok, but TGF just don't cut it.
                      Why?
                      ..and I'm off.

                      Comment

                      • darksoft
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2001
                        • 768

                        #12
                        People that buy my program are ok too. And my dog was ok when he wasn't dead. But that's it.

                        Comment

                        • Cyndalie
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 3615

                          #13
                          He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!
                          Last edited by Cyndalie; 02-22-2002, 08:32 AM.
                          Cyndalie
                          Marketing Director
                          StoriesTraffic.com

                          Comment

                          • Amputate Your Head
                            There can be only one
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 39075

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Cyndalie
                            He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!
                            SIG TOO BIG

                            Comment

                            • Minte
                              Babemeister
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 7082

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                              good god.... please tell me I'm not so old that NO ONE else remembers the absolutely PURE genius of Steve Martin in "The Jerk"....

                              "would you care to sniff the bottlecap?"
                              You might not be as anonymous as you think you are.

                              Comment

                              • DarkJedi
                                No Refunds Issued.
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 28301

                                #16
                                [Labret] is a nice person - i think i'd like him

                                Comment

                                • Squishy
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 1809

                                  #17
                                  I dunno what the fuck you're talking about, Darksoft. I'm so cool you could keep a side of beef in me for a month. I'm so hip, I have difficultiy seeing over my pelvis.

                                  Comment

                                  • Jon2
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 2875

                                    #18
                                    darksoft...

                                    Hit me up on icq...

                                    I am interested in G.A.S.S.

                                    I requested auth...nick: fow

                                    Jon

                                    Comment

                                    • eroswebmaster
                                      March 1st, 2003
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 20295

                                      #19
                                      STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!


                                      For rent - ICQ 127-027-910
                                      Click here for more details

                                      Comment

                                      • darksoft
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2001
                                        • 768

                                        #20
                                        The guy who invented bologna is ok, but nobody else.

                                        Comment

                                        • Mike Semen
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2001
                                          • 2924

                                          #21
                                          .
                                          .
                                          .
                                          .
                                          .
                                          .
                                          .
                                          .
                                          I will kill you all with a rusty soup spoon.
                                          ICQ 1454 81 522 |

                                          Comment

                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                            There can be only one
                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 39075

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Mike Semen
                                            .
                                            .
                                            .
                                            .
                                            .
                                            .
                                            .
                                            .
                                            I will kill you all with a rusty soup spoon.
                                            I had one of those surgically removed from my ass just last week.
                                            SIG TOO BIG

                                            Comment

                                            • Altima
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 221

                                              #23
                                              Ok ANYONE who says something like this isnt all up there if ya know what I mean
                                              [Labret] is a nice person - i think i'd like him
                                              icq #212017905

                                              Comment

                                              • -=HOAX=-
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2001
                                                • 4365

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                                I had one of those surgically removed from my ass just last week.

                                                Getting carried away with your new found desires?
                                                Insert Value Here.

                                                Comment

                                                • darksoft
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                  • 768

                                                  #25
                                                  qualitythumbs is ok, but that's it.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Jon2
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 2875

                                                    #26
                                                    And all I had to do is buy his software



                                                    Jon
                                                    Last edited by Jon2; 02-22-2002, 10:47 AM.

                                                    Comment

                                                    • kmanrox
                                                      aka K-Man
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 29295

                                                      #27
                                                      i think i wanna kick your face in...
                                                      Crypto HODLr
                                                      Crypto mining
                                                      Angel investor

                                                      Comment

                                                      • darksoft
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2001
                                                        • 768

                                                        #28
                                                        If you are SURE you wanna kick my face in then you're ok... if you have to think about it then you suck... and that's all.

                                                        Comment

                                                        • amadman
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                          • 738

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                          good god.... please tell me I'm not so old that NO ONE else remembers the absolutely PURE genius of Steve Martin in "The Jerk"....



                                                          'He hates these cans!!!'

                                                          'I got a special purpose!'

                                                          'I am a niger!'

                                                          'Some one roll down a window.... roll down ALL the windows!!'
                                                          Affordable Quality Niche Content at <a href="http://reyko.com/in.php?ref=amadman">Reyko</a>

                                                          Please submit your free and AVS sites <a href="http://xstash.com/sexpack/submit.html">here</a>

                                                          Comment

                                                          Working...