Fuck it. I've decided not to discriminate by country anymore. If you aren't me, you are just a sad, pathetic piece of shit. Unless I like you. Or unless you give me money. Or if you wash my truck. But other than that I can't stand anyone. Well, maybe the guy who makes my greasy burgers at the drive-thru, but nobody else. And the girls at Starbucks, but that's absolutely it.
Why does everyone but me suck?
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...and this lamp.... and the ashtray..... and THAT IT! That's all I need...
... oh and I need this.... and that's the very last thing!
... oh and my dog.....
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good god.... please tell me I'm not so old that NO ONE else remembers the absolutely PURE genius of Steve Martin in "The Jerk"....SIG TOO BIGComment
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He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!Last edited by Cyndalie; 02-22-2002, 08:32 AM.Comment
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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
good god.... please tell me I'm not so old that NO ONE else remembers the absolutely PURE genius of Steve Martin in "The Jerk"....
"would you care to sniff the bottlecap?"You might not be as anonymous as you think you are.Comment
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I had one of those surgically removed from my ass just last week.Originally posted by Mike Semen
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I will kill you all with a rusty soup spoon.SIG TOO BIGComment
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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
good god.... please tell me I'm not so old that NO ONE else remembers the absolutely PURE genius of Steve Martin in "The Jerk"....
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