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  • xxxjay
    Tube groupie.
    • Aug 2002
    • 13482

    #1

    Blackout At Borat

    Last night we possed up with 25-or-so of Hollywood?s finest to see Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Thanks for Ahn for being so efficient and Asian to make organizing such an event possible.

    Here?s a quick rundown of what I can remember:

    6:13 PM - Meet at Hooters on Hollywood Blvd and start drinking.

    6:47 PM - Go to Hollywood Liquor and purchase multiple half-pints of Vodka.

    7:46 PM - Blaze up a joint in back of hooters.

    7:56 PM - Go to Mann?s Chinese Theatre. My boy Steve shows up with a fifth of vodka in an Aquafina bottle.

    8:10 PM - Previews are running, Aquafina bottle is half depleted. Combine half-pints and continue drinking.

    8:26 PM - All Vodka is gone.

    8:30 ? 10 PM-or-so: The greatest movie of all time plays. I laughed so hard I missed half the jokes and bit my lip?now, I remember very little of it because I got so hammered. Oh well, you know what that means, right?

    Yep, I gotta see it again!

    YES!!

    10:13 PM - 4AM ? Total blur. If anybody knows what I did or where I was, can you please fill me in?

    Who want to go see it again with me?

    Jay
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  • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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    • Jan 2004
    • 16502

    #2
    nice, i wanna see it so bad, but no theatre in my area is playing it right now

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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #3
      everywhere is fully booked for it atm

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      • dynastoned
        mmm yeah!
        • Feb 2005
        • 5061

        #4
        nooooooooo i tihnk that is a jinx!! becuase my botlte of grey goosey is gone and i saw tha tmovie sometime tonight! but i have to piss now ill tyr to remember htis in the morning.

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        • Violetta
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          • Jul 2004
          • 28735

          #5
          Originally posted by xxxjay
          I laughed so hard I missed half the jokes and bit my lip…
          Jay
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          • edgeprod
            Permanently Gone
            • Mar 2004
            • 10019

            #6
            LOL jay ... haha. That's funny. Good luck seeing it next time and REMEMBERING it now!

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            • fetishblog
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              • Sep 2005
              • 5995

              #7
              I'm glad I have all of my brain cells intact.

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              • K R I S T E N
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2005
                • 2438

                #8
                im REALLY looking forward to this one but its sold out everywhere by me!
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                • RF_Erick
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                  • Oct 2005
                  • 946

                  #9
                  Cant wait to see it.
                  HBO is running a 2 season ali g marathon all weekend.

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                  • MaddCaz
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                    • Mar 2006
                    • 9483

                    #10
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                    • Cyndalie
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 3615

                      #11
                      LOL, That's great Jay.
                      I have to see this film!!!
                      See you in L.A.!
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                      • starpimps
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 6954

                        #12
                        borat best movie of the year
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                        • Rhesus
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 2009

                          #13
                          Pff, you're pouring vodka into aquafina bottles to sneak liquor into a cinema and "get drunk"? Sounds pathetic.

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                          • Dirty F
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 59204

                            #14
                            Im gonna see it in 2 hours

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                            • Azlord
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 2651

                              #15
                              Originally posted by xxxjay
                              Last night we possed up with 25-or-so of Hollywood?s finest to see Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Thanks for Ahn for being so efficient and Asian to make organizing such an event possible.

                              Here?s a quick rundown of what I can remember:

                              6:13 PM - Meet at Hooters on Hollywood Blvd and start drinking.

                              6:47 PM - Go to Hollywood Liquor and purchase multiple half-pints of Vodka.

                              7:46 PM - Blaze up a joint in back of hooters.

                              7:56 PM - Go to Mann?s Chinese Theatre. My boy Steve shows up with a fifth of vodka in an Aquafina bottle.

                              8:10 PM - Previews are running, Aquafina bottle is half depleted. Combine half-pints and continue drinking.

                              8:26 PM - All Vodka is gone.

                              8:30 ? 10 PM-or-so: The greatest movie of all time plays. I laughed so hard I missed half the jokes and bit my lip?now, I remember very little of it because I got so hammered. Oh well, you know what that means, right?

                              Yep, I gotta see it again!

                              YES!!

                              10:13 PM - 4AM ? Total blur. If anybody knows what I did or where I was, can you please fill me in?

                              Who want to go see it again with me?

                              Jay
                              Saw it last night, I agree. A great movie.

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                              • seeric
                                ..........
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 41917

                                #16
                                im getting a little group together to see it at universal on thursday during the show if you wanna go, i intended to see it this weekend but some hard core partying late night destroyed all plans of that happening friday night.

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                                • seeric
                                  ..........
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 41917

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Rhesus
                                  Pff, you're pouring vodka into aquafina bottles to sneak liquor into a cinema and "get drunk"? Sounds pathetic.
                                  well, until movie theates start selling booze what do you suggest brainiac?

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                                  • gooddomains
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 10127

                                    #18
                                    a funny movie

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                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                      Now with more Jayne
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 40077

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                                      well, until movie theates start selling booze what do you suggest brainiac?
                                      move to Europe

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                                      • Grapesoda
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 46234

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by xxxjay
                                        10:13 PM - 4AM ? Total blur. If anybody knows what I did or where I was, can you please fill me in?

                                        Who want to go see it again with me?

                                        Jay
                                        I did see a guy matching yer description walking down hollywood blvd at about 3 am with no pants, wearing bright red lipstick, a totally hot 'pink mini T', drinking piss out of a beer bottle . . ring any bells?

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                                        • JFK
                                          FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 67369

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                          move to Europe
                                          long way to go just for a movie

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                                          • madawgz
                                            8.8.8.8
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 30509

                                            #22
                                            i might be going to see it today if i can get tickets
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                                            • Rhesus
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 2009

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by A1R3K
                                              well, until movie theates start selling booze what do you suggest brainiac?
                                              lol, why do you need to be in drunk state so badly? Not so happy with your life as it is?

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                                              • Cyndalie
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 3615

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                well, until movie theates start selling booze what do you suggest brainiac?
                                                The one I go to does. Premiere Muvico. It rocks.
                                                The ONLY way to see a movie.
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                                                • seeric
                                                  ..........
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 41917

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Rhesus
                                                  lol, why do you need to be in drunk state so badly? Not so happy with your life as it is?

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                                                  • LukieD
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 927

                                                    #26
                                                    Meeting with friends, getting drunk and seeing a film like this sounds fun. Not got many friends you can go out with Rhesus?!

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                                                    • ucv.karl
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 498

                                                      #27
                                                      It is by far the funniest movie this year.

                                                      I thought it would be similar to the Borat bits of the Ali G show, but it was way funnier than that.

                                                      Everyone should check that shit out.
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                                                      • TG Rebecca
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                                                        • Aug 2006
                                                        • 2450

                                                        #28
                                                        sounds like you had a blast! i am mega-jealous!

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                                                        • fallenmuffin
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                          • 8170

                                                          #29
                                                          Lol... You're suppose to get crunked after the movie

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                                                          • sweetcuties
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 5859

                                                            #30
                                                            Saw it earlier today... I couldn't stop laughing. It also makes you think about how narrow minded some Americans are

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                                                            • xxxjay
                                                              Tube groupie.
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 13482

                                                              #31
                                                              I went and saw it again last night...caught so many more jokes...it is better the second time
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