Originally Posted by Jon Oso

What is pretty amazing though is that the baby survived that long without any sort of nutrients or care. It was stuffed in a coffin for crying out loud and delivered to the house. That's gotta be 5-6 hours at least, not to mention the time it would take to clean the baby up.

Kid is either going to grow up to be someone great, or someone very evil.

Or a nobody. Probably a nobody.