Why was there never a Seinfeld Movie?

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  • RadicalSights
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2009
    • 1595

    #1

    Why was there never a Seinfeld Movie?

    I still watch the reruns and laugh... never gets old.

    Why didn't they make a feature length film before it ended?
  • grumpy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2002
    • 9870

    #2
    30 mins is enough
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    • Smiley
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 1265

      #3
      we did one:

      http://seinfeldxxx.com/

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      • uvort
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2003
        • 3580

        #4
        Because the show was literally about nothing... why do you waste your life watching that?
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        • PR_Sebas
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2006
          • 2825

          #5
          I don't think a movie would have been good. They had no idea how to end the show about nothing, how would they end a movie?

          On the plus side the entire cast will be back together on Curb Your Enthusiasm this year.

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          • Hotrocket
            Confirmed User
            • May 2004
            • 1327

            #6
            Dunno, but the entire cast is going to be on the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm for 4-5 shows, heard it was everyone..even Newman..the "topic" of the shows has something to do with them discussing doing a reunion show

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            • who
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2003
              • 19593

              #7
              A movie about nothing?

              Just watch anything with Ben Affleck

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              • Fletch XXX
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                • Jan 2002
                • 60840

                #8
                i couldnt sit through 5 mins of seinfeld let alone a movie lol

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                • Horny Dude
                  Earn enough to buy coffee
                  • May 2002
                  • 4913

                  #9
                  Most tv shows that are funny for 30 mins never translate well into an hour plus movie. Reno 911, Southpark, the simpsons are all good for 30 mins, but longer then that and its just boring.

                  Long live the reruns, that show is still funny as hell.

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                  • Deesnuts
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 2792

                    #10
                    good Q....

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                    • hypedough
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                      • Sep 2007
                      • 3743

                      #11
                      I'd rather watch a Curb movie.

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                      • Smiley
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 1265

                        #12
                        Originally posted by hypedough
                        I'd rather watch a Curb movie.
                        cheers to that...love that show
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                        • dyna mo
                          just a fucking jerk
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 68184

                          #13
                          i believe there is a curb movie coming out soon

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                          • Jarmusch
                             
                            • May 2003
                            • 12479

                            #14
                            Because most movies based on a series FAIL.

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                            • The Duck
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                              • May 2005
                              • 18243

                              #15
                              Holy shit yes there should have been.
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                              • Great Shooter
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 163

                                #16
                                Because it sucks!

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                                • fris
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 55682

                                  #17
                                  god those are some ugly actors in seinfeld xxx
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                                  • nico-t
                                    emperor of my world
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 29903

                                    #18
                                    seinfeld was fucking funny, brilliant show..... a movie wouldnt work though.

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                                    • StickyGreen
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                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 13076

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by uvort
                                      Because the show was literally about nothing... why do you waste your life watching that?
                                      Why do people watch anything fictional on TV? (Obviously to be entertained) But why so much?
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                                      • J. Falcon
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                                        • May 2006
                                        • 31645

                                        #20
                                        Seinfield kicks ass, never gets old.
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                                        • Rick Diculous
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2008
                                          • 2384

                                          #21
                                          I'm sure it would suck but I would go see it anyways

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                                          • mikesouth
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 6334

                                            #22
                                            Why would anyone want a Seinfeld Movie?

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                                            • seeandsee
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                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 50945

                                              #23
                                              they suck maybe?
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                                              • TheDoc
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 13827

                                                #24
                                                What the hell is a Seinfield?
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                                                • andrej_NDC
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 7760

                                                  #25
                                                  Best TV show ever...I would rather see more seasons than a movie.

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                                                  • stickyfingerz
                                                    Doin fine
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 24984

                                                    #26
                                                    What we really need is a 1 or 2 hour wrap up movie for Las Vegas..

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                                                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 11190

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                      i couldnt sit through 5 mins of seinfeld let alone a movie lol
                                                      I agree, that was one show I never got in to.
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                                                      • VeriSexy
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                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                        • 25463

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by andrej_NDC
                                                        Best TV show ever...I would rather see more seasons than a movie.
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                                                        • Si
                                                          Such Fun!
                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                          • 13900

                                                          #29
                                                          because its shit

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                                                          • evildick

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Smiley
                                                            I watched that one a few weeks ago.

                                                            First porno I seen that was actually pretty funny (on purpose). Loved the porn nazi.

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                                                            • SilentKnight
                                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                              • 24818

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by RadicalSights
                                                              Why didn't they make a feature length film before it ended?
                                                              Because the studios didn't have enough cash to pay audiences to laugh at unfunny jokes?

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                                                              • andrej_NDC
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • May 2004
                                                                • 7760

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                Because the studios didn't have enough cash to pay audiences to laugh at unfunny jokes?
                                                                The jokes actually require a higher IQ than average...so yeah, they would need to pay most people to laugh.

                                                                Wasn't pointed at you.

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                                                                • Nicky
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 30071

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                                                  What we really need is a 1 or 2 hour wrap up movie for Las Vegas..

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                                                                  • SilentKnight
                                                                    Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                                    • 24818

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by andrej_NDC
                                                                    The jokes actually require a higher IQ than average...so yeah, they would need to pay most people to laugh.

                                                                    Wasn't pointed at you.
                                                                    Stephen Hawking enjoying a hilarious Seinfeld joke.


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