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  • Roberto
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    • Oct 2001
    • 1459

    #1

    My wife left me a $54 note today...

    On the back of a join4free check:



    I'm accepting ideas for the best revenge possible.

    My sister works at a bank and tells me i'll have no problem cashing this check, i'm not sure.
    i'm a legend in my spare time.
  • Theo
    HAL 9000
    • May 2001
    • 34515

    #2
    i think you wont have a problem ;)

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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075

      #3
      Originally posted by Roberto
      I'm accepting ideas for the best revenge possible.

      when she comes home, have three or four 2 foot high piles of Post It note pads sitting on the kitchen table, with the check sitting on top of them...

      she'll get the message.
      SIG TOO BIG

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      • Roberto
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        • Oct 2001
        • 1459

        #4
        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

        when she comes home, have three or four 2 foot high piles of Post It note pads sitting on the kitchen table, with the check sitting on top of them...

        she'll get the message.
        cool, i think i'll make a nice big gift box for her with a post it pad inside
        i'm a legend in my spare time.

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        • Direktor
          Registered User
          • Dec 2001
          • 529

          #5
          Originally posted by Roberto
          On the back of a join4free check:



          I'm accepting ideas for the best revenge possible.

          My sister works at a bank and tells me i'll have no problem cashing this check, i'm not sure.
          Kill her

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          • Roberto
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            • Oct 2001
            • 1459

            #6
            I tought about the brick of love too

            i'm a legend in my spare time.

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            • ldinternet
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              • Apr 2001
              • 8245

              #7
              hahaha... don't be bitter.

              when she gets home, make love to her like you've never made love to her before.

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              • Roberto
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                • Oct 2001
                • 1459

                #8
                Originally posted by ldinternet
                hahaha... don't be bitter.

                when she gets home, make love to her like you've never made love to her before.
                nah, that would be a reward for her ;)
                i'm a legend in my spare time.

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                • Kimmykim
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                  • Jun 2001
                  • 16015

                  #9
                  What's it say anyway? ;)

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                  • MikeEP
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                    • Jan 2002
                    • 464

                    #10
                    i can't read it either

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                    • PeepNTom
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                      • Jul 2001
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                      #11
                      that is too funny

                      always keep post-it notes handy hahaha
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                      • Wizzo
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                        #12
                        Life must be tough, when the only paper around the house is uncashed checks...lol
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                        • Trax
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                          • Aug 2001
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                          #13
                          id like to know what she wrote too
                          cant read it

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                          • funkmaster
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Sep 2001
                            • 7938

                            #14
                            ... I used to wipe my ass with IEG checks ... and then sent them back "attention" to setch werfuckknows ... !!

                            in your case, don´t do that ... send it back and get it replaced ...

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                            • kmanrox
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                              • Oct 2001
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                              #15
                              no hablo
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                              • hollywood
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                                • Jul 2001
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                                #16
                                english please

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                                • ldinternet
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                                  • Apr 2001
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                                  #17
                                  shit... roberto, be nice. no yelling!

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                                  • Rocky
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                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 3022

                                    #18
                                    It says:

                                    Roberto, you forgot to buy toilet paper again. Every check that was on the table (except this one) was used to wipe my ass and is now floating down through the sewage pipes.

                                    Now buy some fucking bumwad with this lousy fuckin' check.

                                    P.S. I had a good dump.
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                                    • CDSmith
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                                      • May 2001
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                                      #19
                                      Holy shit. I'd flush the bitch.

                                      But that's just me, I don't take crap from no one. :D
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                                      • GTS Mark
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                                        #20
                                        I would say she deserves a facial!



                                        DH

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                                        • SykkBoy2
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                                          • Feb 2001
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Roberto
                                          I tought about the brick of love too

                                          well of course...Brick Of Love is always the answer ;)))
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                                          • BruceM
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                                            • Jul 2001
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                                            #22
                                            And a Dirty Sanchez wouldn't hurt.
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                                            • Roberto
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                                              • Oct 2001
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                              What's it say anyway? ;)
                                              franco=my son, mariela=wife's sister

                                              It says:

                                              Roberto: I left you a tshirt and sweatshirt for franco over the kitchen table, remember to put them in his backpack, tell mariela to put him sunscreen, and ask her what beach are they going to, call me around 3pm. Paula.

                                              i went to an exchange office on my way to western union and the clerks had a good laugh, it can't be cashed
                                              however you can write all you want on the back of our national banks checks.

                                              she wrote on it because there are some $1 checks laying around in my desk from a recurring free cd program i tested for a couple days that looks exactly like this one.
                                              now she says i would have more care and put them into a drawer or something, so it was my fault after all
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                                              • MikeEP
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                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 464

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Roberto

                                                now she says i would have more care and put them into a drawer or something, so it was my fault after all
                                                ...your fault...hehe...

                                                Well, we all know who cracks the whip in that family

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                                                • SykkBoy2
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                                                  • Feb 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  hmmm, thinking you may have to go look through her purse...see if your balls are in there.........
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                                                  • Roberto
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                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                    • 1459

                                                    #26
                                                    haha, i know it wasn't my fault, she does too and she feels like shit, just trying to show you how stubborn she is, she never apologizes, tries to find excuses for everything, but never an apology in the last 8 years, no matter how big or small the fuck up is, it's annoying
                                                    Last edited by Roberto; 02-18-2002, 02:09 PM.
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                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 51460

                                                      #27
                                                      It can't be cashed because somebody WROTE on the back of it???

                                                      What kind of BS is that? I'd raise holy old hell at my bank if they ever
                                                      tried to bullfuck me like that. If they won't cash it, then deposit it in your account.
                                                      If they won't let you do that, then fucking change banks. They are being assholes.

                                                      And don't be such a wuss with you wife, she needs a man not a little boy.
                                                      I say spank her for her attitude. Oh yes, spank her bare ass good.
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                                                      • SNOW
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                                                        • Feb 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        Very cute story....Ok Are you guys Italian??

                                                        Can I see what your wife looks like?

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                                                        • SykkBoy2
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                                                          • Feb 2001
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Roberto
                                                          haha, i know it wasn't my fault, she does too and she feels like shit, just trying to show you how stubborn she is, she never apologizes, tries to find excuses for everything, but never an apology in the last 8 years, no matter how big or small the fuck up is, it's annoying
                                                          so, you're saying you didn't find them? or you weren't "allowed" to look?
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                                                          • ldinternet
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                                                            • Apr 2001
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                                                            #30
                                                            Very cute story....Ok Are you guys Italian??

                                                            Can I see what your wife looks like?
                                                            Fuckin' pervert.

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                                                            • Westin
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                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 393

                                                              #31
                                                              haha too funny!

                                                              funny how it was a woman

                                                              a man would NEVER do something like this...

                                                              hell, most guys would even bother with the fucking note

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                                                              • CDSmith
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                                                                • May 2001
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                                                                #32
                                                                Hell, at least if it was a guy that did this you could call him a dipshit and smack him on the forehead.

                                                                Women get away with murder. (but not in my house)
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                                                                • SykkBoy2
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • Roberto
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                                                                    • Oct 2001
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by SNOW
                                                                    Very cute story....Ok Are you guys Italian??

                                                                    Can I see what your wife looks like?
                                                                    hahaha, she has Italian roots, and believe me it DOES show, both in looks and personality
                                                                    I'll take a pic of her with the check later
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                                                                    • tha_timinator
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      haha LMMAO funny thread :P
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                                                                      • baddog
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                                                                        • Apr 2001
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SykkBoy2


                                                                        hmmm, thinking you may have to go look through her purse...see if your balls are in there.........
                                                                        Originally posted by SykkBoy2


                                                                        so, you're saying you didn't find them? or you weren't "allowed" to look?
                                                                        Originally posted by SykkBoy2


                                                                        Originally posted by SykkBoy2


                                                                        Sykk, that is some of the funniest stuff I have seen in quite a while. Thanks

                                                                        She probably has them up on the mantle is my bet, possibly bronzed, and under glass. Something her girlfriends will notice every time they come over.

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                                                                        • Roberto
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                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 1459

                                                                          #37
                                                                          here you go:





                                                                          i'm a legend in my spare time.

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                                                                          • Snake Doctor
                                                                            I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                                            • Mar 2001
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Sykk, priceless stuff man

                                                                            I just had soda come out of my nose and splash the keyboard.

                                                                            So now do you think I should take this back to the computer store, tell them that I build porn sites for a living, and my keyboard is "sticky" and I need to exchange it?

                                                                            Think they'll believe it was soda??
                                                                            sig too big

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                                                                            • gaby
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                                                                              • Jun 2001
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              roberto>> be fair to the ladies and post your pic ;)

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                                                                              • boneprone
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                hmmm.
                                                                                I think I fucked her.
                                                                                Cant remember.

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                                                                                • SykkBoy2
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                                                                                  • Feb 2001
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  good news Roberto!

                                                                                  I found them!!

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                                                                                  • CDSmith
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                                                                                    • May 2001
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I think www.ibangedyourwife.com is available. So much opportuinity out there,
                                                                                    so little time.
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                                                                                    • SNOW
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                                                                                      • Feb 2001
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Ah she looks great Roberto....Thanks for sharing that....

                                                                                      Snow

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                                                                                      • Roberto
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                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                        • 1459

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by gaby
                                                                                        roberto>> be fair to the ladies and post your pic ;)
                                                                                        ok gaby here you go:

                                                                                        i'm a legend in my spare time.

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                                                                                        • SNOW
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                                                                                          • Feb 2001
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Gaby he looks Italian to me.. Roberto???? Where from??

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                                                                                          • Roberto
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                                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                                            • 1459

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                                            good news Roberto!

                                                                                            I found them!!

                                                                                            lol, i gave it to you on a silver plate
                                                                                            i'm a legend in my spare time.

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                                                                                            • Roberto
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by SNOW
                                                                                              Gaby he looks Italian to me.. Roberto???? Where from??
                                                                                              spain, french, native indians, a chinese woman too up there, my family tree is an interracial gangbang, maybe there are some aliens and trannies too
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                                                                                              • SykkBoy2
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                                                                                                • Feb 2001
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Roberto


                                                                                                lol, i gave it to you on a silver plate
                                                                                                yes you did )

                                                                                                hahahahahaha


                                                                                                Lenny, sorry about the keyboard....

                                                                                                baddog, glad I could be of some entertainment value for you
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                                                                                                • SNOW
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Right on.....

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                                                                                                  • Roberto
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                                                    hmmm.
                                                                                                    I think I fucked her.
                                                                                                    Cant remember.
                                                                                                    i think i fucked her too
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