Knock Up My Pregnant Slut!

**Sharky** · 07-29-2009, 12:01 PM

lol interesting and fun. Put it on facebook, make it viral and be sure to include a Pimp Mansion affiliate ID on the success or fail page.

**DWB** · 07-29-2009, 12:11 PM

Kman and I knocked up a slut together. We both shot loads in her so we don't know who the daddy is, nor do we want to know.

**seeandsee** · 07-29-2009, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by smutnut

http://ruth.sluttywhitewife.com/pregnant.htm

Okay, I'm playing around trying to learn some actionscript and this is my first attempt at probably one of the most basic games you could make. I'll of course be swapping out graphics and creating a couple more levels (I'm thinking STD's and Killer Crabs and what not...), but in the meantime I'm thinking of using it as an ad to promote pregnant porn (so that life isn't a complete waste).

I figure what better place to get flamed and maybe be able to correct a few basic things I've probably overlooked than GFY. Please, let me know if there is anything so basic I totally screwed it up and need to fix it.

Thanks

**mrwilson** · 07-29-2009, 12:16 PM

hah thats quite cool, though i found a cheat on it already.

**Manowar** · 07-29-2009, 12:21 PM

hehe, fucking neat

**smutnut** · 07-29-2009, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by Sharky

lol interesting and fun. Put it on facebook, make it viral and be sure to include a Pimp Mansion affiliate ID on the success or fail page.

Thanks, I'll do that. Don't know much about mainstream yet. And this is still just my mechanical.

**smutnut** · 07-29-2009, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by mrwilson

hah thats quite cool, though i found a cheat on it already.

What's the cheat? That's actually was the main thing I was waiting to hear from someone cause I have no clue what I'm doing with actionscript yet - he he!

**PantiesDropped** · 07-29-2009, 04:44 PM

LOL! "You couldn't get a fish pregnant" ...damn I need to get my skillss right

**2012** · 07-29-2009, 04:46 PM

i made a hangman game in 99 ... you are my hero ! - I like the theme music

**smutnut** · 07-29-2009, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by fartfly

i made a hangman game in 99 ... you are my hero ! - I like the theme music

I just added that recently and I can't get it to play on my computer so I'm glad it's working. Not sure what's happening on my computer. I'm a babe at this actionscript thing, but I'm going to work on this a while until I figure out a FPS thing that can apply to porn and then start really figuring things out

**ArsewithClass** · 07-29-2009, 04:50 PM

I like that... Nice one!

I cant believe I was there trying it about 20 times to see if I could hit the ovaries quicker than it could change pictures... lol!

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 07-29-2009, 04:58 PM

Cheat is by going all the way under the uterus and just moving your mouse fast enough the thing can't catch it and by the time it does, you're already in the womb jumping up and down like a flaming queerbait.

**smutnut** · 07-29-2009, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by Killswitch

Cheat is by going all the way under the uterus and just moving your mouse fast enough the thing can't catch it and by the time it does, you're already in the womb jumping up and down like a flaming queerbait.

No, shit? Can I fix that with velocity? I'm a total nooooooob to that as shit, but I'm getting addicted like a crackwhore!

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 07-29-2009, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by smutnut

No, shit? Can I fix that with velocity? I'm a total nooooooob to that as shit, but I'm getting addicted like a crackwhore!

No clue I'm a PHP programmer not a flash developer. :P

**sarah peachez** · 07-29-2009, 05:59 PM

that was fun and interesting.,thanks pal

**flip.green** · 07-29-2009, 06:07 PM

That was special, but good stuff considering it was your first go at it. Might wanna make the dot a tad bit smaller is my only advice.

**smutnut** · 07-29-2009, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Killswitch

No clue I'm a PHP programmer not a flash developer. :P

No prob, just trying to find a fix if it's even necessary.

**smutnut** · 07-29-2009, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by flip.green

That was special, but good stuff considering it was your first go at it. Might wanna make the dot a tad bit smaller is my only advice.

I'm thinking of a clean up your neighborhood FPS for my next test.

It's all about finding something so offensive, you can't help but get traffic even if you don't have any actual skills in what you are doing

**smutnut** · 07-29-2009, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by Killswitch

Cheat is by going all the way under the uterus and just moving your mouse fast enough the thing can't catch it and by the time it does, you're already in the womb jumping up and down like a flaming queerbait.

Just one more thing, would anyone who isn't a coder figure that out? Just curious. I know I should be concerned with quality, but I don't think I'll suprise anyone by saying that's never been my first concern

**CaptainHowdy** · 07-29-2009, 06:13 PM

Love the mating music

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**smutnut** · 07-29-2009, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by flip.green

That was special, but good stuff considering it was your first go at it. Might wanna make the dot a tad bit smaller is my only advice.

Probably if I go straight ad, dot smaller right? But if it's going to really be a game, wouldn't that be too easy?

**smutnut** · 07-29-2009, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

Love the mating music

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I'm thinking a level where he has to bring flowers and etc for some foreplay...

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 07-29-2009, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by smutnut

Just one more thing, would anyone who isn't a coder figure that out? Just curious. I know I should be concerned with quality, but I don't think I'll suprise anyone by saying that's never been my first concern

I've done very little with ActionScript, and don't feel very comfortable in it yet. I have it on my list to learn after I make jQuery my whore.

**smutnut** · 07-29-2009, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by sarah peachez

that was fun and interesting.,thanks pal

Wow! You're hot! Nice Site!

**smutnut** · 07-29-2009, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by ArsewithClass

I like that... Nice one!

I cant believe I was there trying it about 20 times to see if I could hit the ovaries quicker than it could change pictures... lol!

**smutnut** · 07-29-2009, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by Killswitch

I've done very little with ActionScript, and don't feel very comfortable in it yet. I have it on my list to learn after I make jQuery my whore.

You shouldn't wait too long. I've heard people are selling flash games for ipods. I don't get it since I'm an ex GTA fan and nothing has even kind of capture my attention since that addiction on the PS2, but it's fun trying to figure out how to make this stuff work. I just waste too much time on simple shit a real coder would catch in a sec.

**smutnut** · 07-29-2009, 06:51 PM

Okay, I see the glitch! It's amazing that something so simple can be so complex. I'll bet Rockstar is holding their breath now! WATCH OUT!

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 07-29-2009, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by smutnut

You shouldn't wait too long. I've heard people are selling flash games for ipods. I don't get it since I'm an ex GTA fan and nothing has even kind of capture my attention since that addiction on the PS2, but it's fun trying to figure out how to make this stuff work. I just waste too much time on simple shit a real coder would catch in a sec.

Mostly because it will take a lot of time that I don't have because it's spent working on stuff my clients pay me to do.

**VeriSexy** · 07-29-2009, 11:12 PM

haha that is awesome

Knock Up My Pregnant Slut!

Knock Up My Pregnant Slut!

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