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kane · 07-26-2009, 08:48 PM

Here is what I want from a service like this.

I want them to pick her up, take her to a nice place for dinner and take her somewhere she wants to go. Be attentive and listen to her. Care about her and enjoy conversation with her. Then slowly seduce her. Once she is on all fours, naked on the bed I'll run in, pump her hard for about 2 minutes, pull out and cum on her back then run back out of the room. The dating service can apologize for me cumming so fast, get her cleaned up and get her home.

What do you think they will charge for this.

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07-26-2009, 08:48 PM
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Here is what I want from a service like this. I want them to pick her up, take her to a nice place for dinner and take her somewhere she wants to go. Be attentive and listen to her. Care about her and enjoy conversation with her. Then slowly seduce her. Once she is on all fours, naked on the bed I'll run in, pump her hard for about 2 minutes, pull out and cum on her back then run back out of the room. The dating service can apologize for me cumming so fast, get her cleaned up and get her home. What do you think they will charge for this. ;)