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Originally Posted by czarina
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
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If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
Then she will give you non stop grief of how she birthed a child and expect you to work 3 jobs while she sits at home watching tv... i mean the baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
Then she will complain about the size of the home compared to what she thinks she deserves.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
Then she will expect you to clean the entire house, cut the lawn, walk the dog and water the plants because she made dinner for you
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
Then she will want a ring that will cost more than your first car. If you can not provide her this expensive token of "love" she will go find some guy that will because expensive ring = more love.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
With the exception of your wallet. You give a woman a $20 bill to hold, be prepared to get less than a $1 change back in less than 30 seconds.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
They give men shit 24/7.
I win
