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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    What can I do to pick up a girl?

    ok, Fat Old bastard here.

    Help

    What can I do to pick up a girl?

    any advise would help.
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
  • Iron Fist
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2006
    • 23400

    #2
    Take a shower?
    i like waffles

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    • SleazyDream
      I'm here for SPORT
      • Jul 2001
      • 41470

      #3
      Originally posted by sharphead
      Take a shower?

      I already took one this month.

      then what?
      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

      Now read without the word dog.

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      • Iron Fist
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2006
        • 23400

        #4
        Rub your hand in the groove between your scrotum and your leg and then lick it... if it smells or tastes funny... then you might want to think about having another shower and using soap this time.
        i like waffles

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        • bobby666
          boots are my religion
          • Nov 2005
          • 21765

          #5
          change your panties

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          • San
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jan 2004
            • 790

            #6
            offer her money

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            • Robbie
              Leaner, Meaner, Faster
              • Aug 2002
              • 20960

              #7
              Originally posted by SleazyDream
              ok, Fat Old bastard here.

              Help

              What can I do to pick up a girl?

              any advise would help.
              Look across the room at that hot girlfriend of yours and tell her to walk over?
              -Robbie
              ClaudiaMarie.Com

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              • SleazyDream
                I'm here for SPORT
                • Jul 2001
                • 41470

                #8
                Originally posted by Robbie
                Look across the room at that hot girlfriend of yours and tell her to walk over?
                shhhhh, don't tell the trolls that.

                by the way - LOVE what you've been doing with Claudia's site
                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                Now read without the word dog.

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                • hjnet
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 3815

                  #9
                  Just ask lots of girls, it's a numbers game

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                  • Robbie
                    Leaner, Meaner, Faster
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 20960

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                    shhhhh, don't tell the trolls that.

                    by the way - LOVE what you've been doing with Claudia's site
                    Thanks brother. And I hope to see you in Vegas soon.
                    -Robbie
                    ClaudiaMarie.Com

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                    • Darkcrni
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 1704

                      #11
                      Hmmm cant help u there, girls was always picking me.
                      Yeahh.....yeahhh im a good looking.

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                      • hypedough
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 3743

                        #12
                        Drop your bank statement

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                        • JimmiDean
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 3433

                          #13
                          Extend arms , wrapp around waist and up she goes.
                          easier if you pick a skinny one.
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                          • NickB.
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 8857

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Robbie
                            Look across the room at that hot girlfriend of yours and tell her to walk over?
                            Beated me to it Robbie

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                            • tranza
                              ICQ: 197-556-237
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 57559

                              #15
                              Say that you has a little time to spend here on earth because you got a blood bubble in the brain and she is one of the few girls that you can love 'till you die.

                              You can have sex with this! Good luck
                              I'm just a newbie.

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                              • SilentKnight
                                Megan Fox's fluffer
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 24812

                                #16

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                                • seeandsee
                                  Check SIG!
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 50945

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by hjnet
                                  Just ask lots of girls, it's a numbers game
                                  i must agree, if you don't have nothing to offer them, then go on % game and you will win
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                                  • ExLust
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2008
                                    • 3223

                                    #18
                                    Just say hi or hello.

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                                    • brassmonkey
                                      Pay It Forward
                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 77385

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by San
                                      offer her money
                                      yep
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                                      • Phoenix
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                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 35475

                                        #20
                                        concentrate on core muscle building excercises.


                                        use your legs when you attempt

                                        dont lift with your back
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                                        • CamJack
                                          Old School Webmaster
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 1334

                                          #21
                                          Order one.
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                                          • slapass
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 14625

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                            ok, Fat Old bastard here.

                                            Help

                                            What can I do to pick up a girl?

                                            any advise would help.
                                            Move to Brazil. Dead serious.

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                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 94023

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by slapass
                                              Move to Brazil. Dead serious.
                                              ...

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                                              • romeo22
                                                你自己去他媽的
                                                • Mar 2008
                                                • 23328

                                                #24
                                                show her your cock that will help a lot!!!

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                                                • Fletch XXX
                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 60840

                                                  #25
                                                  i always found, be yourself, and girls who like you will definitely come to you. Don't try to just impress a chick and be someone you arent. I always acted the same around girls as I did any other time, not drooling over them and trying hard to get their pussy and what I found was, this very act made them attracted to me. However, Im a married man now and the hordes of women who crave the Fletch love must be pushed away ;)

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                                                  • Davidstinator
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2009
                                                    • 103

                                                    #26
                                                    Seriously? Study the art of seduction... look up some Seduction forums, there is really gold in there. Get some books - may people start with "the mystery method" - or for a riveting read, Neil Strauss' "The Game" is excellent.

                                                    But it's all about confidence, and capturing a woman's imagination.
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                                                    • DamianJ
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 15808

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                      ok, Fat Old bastard here.

                                                      Help

                                                      What can I do to pick up a girl?

                                                      any advise would help.
                                                      Magic tricks.

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                                                      • Deesnuts
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2009
                                                        • 2792

                                                        #28
                                                        be cool hit on all of them

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                                                        • Tom_PM
                                                          Porn Meister
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 16443

                                                          #29


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                                                          • brassmonkey
                                                            Pay It Forward
                                                            • Sep 2005
                                                            • 77385

                                                            #30
                                                            get a case of beer and go to your nearest trailer park
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                                                            • evie
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 301

                                                              #31
                                                              It's up to what you looking for easy quick, maybe not quick, fuck or are you looking for new girlfriend.

                                                              Get the fuck it's easy just
                                                              The second is bit more harder, as Paul would say, just make the girl laugh.
                                                              See where he got to?

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                                                              • Anna_Miller
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                • 697

                                                                #32
                                                                Try my favorite pick up line... "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"

                                                                Let me know if it works!

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                                                                • raven1083
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                                  • 7687

                                                                  #33
                                                                  the question is how much money do you have?
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                                                                  • 96ukssob
                                                                    So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                    • 12991

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by PR_Tom


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                                                                    • munki
                                                                      Do Fun Shit.
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 13393

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by JimmiDean
                                                                      Extend arms , wrapp around waist and up she goes.
                                                                      easier if you pick a skinny one.

                                                                      I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                      • brassmonkey
                                                                        Pay It Forward
                                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                                        • 77385

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by JimmiDean
                                                                        Extend arms , wrapp around waist and up she goes.
                                                                        easier if you pick a skinny one.
                                                                        TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                                                                        DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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                                                                        • xxxdesign-net
                                                                          My hips don't lie
                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 10129

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Tell them you've slept with over a thousand girls... This will up your pimp game

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                                                                          • ztik
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                            • 5196

                                                                            #38
                                                                            .

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                                                                            • DWB
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 31779

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I walk up to them, hold my chloroform soaked handkerchief to their face and ask, "excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

                                                                              They always stop to smell it and pass out.

                                                                              Works like a charm.

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                                                                              • tony299
                                                                                lurker
                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                • 57021

                                                                                #40
                                                                                As a old salesman taught me every no brings you closer to a yes.

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                                                                                • webair
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                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 8531

                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • Scott McD
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                    • 67792

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                                    Was waiting on that.


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                                                                                    • Miz_Wright
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                                                      • 593

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      *cracks up*

                                                                                      Yeh... That.
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                                                                                      • Sexy Rex
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                                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                                        • 1164

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        mmmm, how about brushing Skufty's teeths? hehe

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                                                                                        • halfpint
                                                                                          GFY's Halfpint
                                                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                                                          • 15223

                                                                                          #45
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