How To Steal A National Flag (WYPD Moment)
WYPD .. La Salina .. Mexico .. September 2006 ... awesome time as you have all been made aware ...
OK, so thanks to the guy with the camera at 3am in the morning, the one with a name like a fish who does some alright designs but wanted to stay anonymous because of the potential international repercussions of national flag stealing, and even hid behind a sign far away while the "alleged" offence was perpetrated ...
Thanks Sharky !!!
Also thanks to my new apprentice, my partner in crime, who unflinching remained steadfast even under the most stressful of situations, he who also wished to remain nameless to avoid unwanted confusion at future border crossings.
Thanks Rob, you rock !!!
So anyway, step by step, piece by piece, drunken maggoted moment caught on film, the analysis of the perfect crime ....
"Rob" and ToyBoy contemplate and meticulously, drunkenly plan the raid ....
More than appropriately prepared and lubricated, ToyBoy quietly sneaks towards the flagpole ....
Now upon reaching the scene of the alleged offence it was discovered that the bloody flag pole sat across a rather large billboard stand that was unable to be negotiated without a ladder. Luckily, the groundsman's shed was open, resplendent with 3 ladders to choose from (a lesson for all there, NEVER leave things lying around that may aid an "alleged" criminal !!) ....
With the assistant of my willing and able assistant (who shall only be known as "Rob" (get back in the fucking quiet chair bitch !! - location joke that one), the structure was carefully approached to go for theb grab ....
After the ladder climb, there was the flagpole and sign frame to negotiate, and the piping frame to climb, and the ighter to use to burn through the ropes because the fucking knots were horrendous and mucho old....
From aloft up high, looking down on all creation (and the highway) ToyBoy proudly displays the now unfettered tablecloth ....
Lovingly and carefully packaged for the getaway, ToyBoy makes off with the bounty (note that the entire "alleged" incident was perpetrated without the beer leaving the hand !!) ....
To the victors - the spoils !!! He wo dares wins !!! Have guts, will travel !!! etc etc etc ....
The subject of the "alleged" offence now proudly hangs on my bedroom wall - a constant reminder of the spirit of WYPD !!!
Thanks YNot Bob !!!
OK, so thanks to the guy with the camera at 3am in the morning, the one with a name like a fish who does some alright designs but wanted to stay anonymous because of the potential international repercussions of national flag stealing, and even hid behind a sign far away while the "alleged" offence was perpetrated ...
Thanks Sharky !!!
Also thanks to my new apprentice, my partner in crime, who unflinching remained steadfast even under the most stressful of situations, he who also wished to remain nameless to avoid unwanted confusion at future border crossings.
Thanks Rob, you rock !!!
So anyway, step by step, piece by piece, drunken maggoted moment caught on film, the analysis of the perfect crime ....
"Rob" and ToyBoy contemplate and meticulously, drunkenly plan the raid ....
More than appropriately prepared and lubricated, ToyBoy quietly sneaks towards the flagpole ....
Now upon reaching the scene of the alleged offence it was discovered that the bloody flag pole sat across a rather large billboard stand that was unable to be negotiated without a ladder. Luckily, the groundsman's shed was open, resplendent with 3 ladders to choose from (a lesson for all there, NEVER leave things lying around that may aid an "alleged" criminal !!) ....
With the assistant of my willing and able assistant (who shall only be known as "Rob" (get back in the fucking quiet chair bitch !! - location joke that one), the structure was carefully approached to go for theb grab ....
After the ladder climb, there was the flagpole and sign frame to negotiate, and the piping frame to climb, and the ighter to use to burn through the ropes because the fucking knots were horrendous and mucho old....
From aloft up high, looking down on all creation (and the highway) ToyBoy proudly displays the now unfettered tablecloth ....
Lovingly and carefully packaged for the getaway, ToyBoy makes off with the bounty (note that the entire "alleged" incident was perpetrated without the beer leaving the hand !!) ....
To the victors - the spoils !!! He wo dares wins !!! Have guts, will travel !!! etc etc etc ....
The subject of the "alleged" offence now proudly hangs on my bedroom wall - a constant reminder of the spirit of WYPD !!!
Thanks YNot Bob !!!
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