As far as the "koi pond" reference...
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...3&postcount=33
Seriously? If you have a koi pond in your backyard that's pretty funny as a coincidence, or you know it could be any of the models that talk to other people that told him? Hmmmm.
Otherwise I think it was making fun of your obvious lack of comprehension of the engrish language.