exactly how much is in a fuckload?

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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #1

    exactly how much is in a fuckload?

    I just had one of those moments where you step back and listen to the actual words you say. I told somebody that I had a 'fuckload' of work to do tonight. Which leads to the question - how much is in a fuckload?
  • ForteCash
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    • Feb 2006
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    #2
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    • Sarah_Jayne
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      • Dec 2002
      • 40077

      #3
      Originally posted by ForteCash
      come on over and i'll show ya.. potty mouth.



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      • Why
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        • Mar 2003
        • 7230

        #4
        if you have to ask, youll never know

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        • OzMan
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          • Sep 2003
          • 9162

          #5
          a fuckload is the equivalent of 88 shitloads or 374 cubits

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          • psili
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            • Apr 2003
            • 5526

            #6
            Originally posted by OzMan
            a fuckload is the equivalent of 88 shitloads or 374 cubits
            fuckload > shitload > assload
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            • interracialtoons
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              • May 2006
              • 1910

              #7
              Originally posted by OzMan
              a fuckload is the equivalent of 88 shitloads or 374 cubits
              Bullshit! A fuckload is only 3 units more than a shitload!

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              • dennisthemenace
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                • Feb 2003
                • 2668

                #8
                You guys are right.. A fuckload is more than a shitload which is roughly 3 times more than "a lot".
                All the best to you

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                • Sarah_Jayne
                  Now with more Jayne
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 40077

                  #9
                  Originally posted by dennisthemenace
                  You guys are right.. A fuckload is more than a shitload which is roughly 3 times more than "a lot".


                  Is an assload the same as a shitload?

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                  • Hollywood376
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                    • Jul 2005
                    • 1154

                    #10
                    I'd don't know about the rest of you, but I'd say my fuckload is about 2 teaspoons.

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                    • Hollywood376
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                      • Jul 2005
                      • 1154

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                      Is an assload the same as a shitload?
                      turn around. An assload is better demontrated.

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                      • Sarah_Jayne
                        Now with more Jayne
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 40077

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Hollywood376
                        I'd don't know about the rest of you, but I'd say my fuckload is about 2 teaspoons.
                        according to the loving spoonful it is just one ;)

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                        • k0nr4d
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                          • Aug 2006
                          • 9231

                          #13
                          yeah I was thinkin its about a tablespoon
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                          • Gabriel
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                            • Apr 2002
                            • 4789

                            #14
                            5 minutes or less of load?
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                            • BradM
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                              • Dec 2003
                              • 3397

                              #15
                              An assload can vary in size depending on the person issuing the statement. Sadly an assload is variable, much like a ballsload.

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                              • Hollywood376
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                                • Jul 2005
                                • 1154

                                #16
                                Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                according to the loving spoonful it is just one ;)
                                Well, I never actually measured it with a cooking utensil. I guess I know what I'll be doing tomorrow.

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                                • DaddyHalbucks
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                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 18975

                                  #17
                                  Yes, more than a shit load.
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                                  • dennisthemenace
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                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 2668

                                    #18
                                    Fuckload can not be quantified by size, it is definitely a measure of volume.

                                    A fuckload of sugar would not be the same size as a fuckload of thumbtacks. Therefore the tablespoon theory is incorrect - which I believe was proven so by Hawking.

                                    A fuckload of bricks or a fuckload of money are also fine examples of the larger volume theory. Some have claimed that weight could also be a factor in the accurate description of a fuckload.

                                    Oh and Sarah, according to my preliminary studies, an assload and a shitload are different, but only depending on the dialect of slang for the region one lives in. In some areas it is, in fact, the same.

                                    That's all we have at this time. There is punch and cookies in the back of the room.
                                    Last edited by dennisthemenace; 10-27-2006, 12:50 PM. Reason: "duh" moment
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                                    • Dagwolf
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                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 23141

                                      #19
                                      An assload is slightly greater than a buttload, I think.

                                      Would a cuntload be more or less than a fuckload?
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                                      • free4porn
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                                        • Jun 2005
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                                        #20
                                        fuckload = 34.56 shitloads according to my calculator
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                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                          Now with more Jayne
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 40077

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by dennisthemenace
                                          Fuckload can not be quantified by size, it is definitely a measure of volume.

                                          A fuckload of sugar would not be the same size as a fuckload of thumbtacks. Therefore the tablespoon theory is incorrect - which I believe was proven so by Hawking.

                                          A fuckload of bricks or a fuckload of money are also fine examples of the larger volume theory. Some have claimed that weight could also be a factor in the accurate description of a fuckload.

                                          Oh and Sarah, according to my preliminary studies, an assload and a shitload are different, but only depending on the dialect of slang for the region one lives in. In some areas it is, in fact, the same.

                                          That's all we have at this time. There is punch and cookies in the back of the room.
                                          so many variables!

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                                          • OG LennyT
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                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 14345

                                            #22
                                            more than a shitload but still a manageable amount
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                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                              Now with more Jayne
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 40077

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                              An assload is slightly greater than a buttload, I think.

                                              Would a cuntload be more or less than a fuckload?
                                              I guess that would depend on how many fuckloads the cuntload had held before.

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                                              • Dvae
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                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 5326

                                                #24
                                                This would be known as 2 fuckloads.



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                                                • Scootermuze
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                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 4513

                                                  #25
                                                  It could be compared to the 'down home grandma recipes'..
                                                  Ya use a smidget of this and a smite of that..

                                                  It seemsto me, as measurements go, a 'fuckload of work' would be as much as it took to qualify for being jus a whole lotta stuff to do..

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                                                  • s9ann0
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                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                    • 4873

                                                    #26
                                                    am I the only person that thinks a fuckload is less than a shitload?

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                                                    • BitAudioVideo
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                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 1246

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by spanno
                                                      am I the only person that thinks a fuckload is less than a shitload?
                                                      fuckload is more than a shitload
                                                      its less than a fuckin shitload
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                                                      • s9ann0
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                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                        • 4873

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by BitAudioVideo
                                                        fuckload is more than a shitload
                                                        its less than a fuckin shitload
                                                        a shitting fuckload wouldn't be right would it

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                                                        • scottybuzz
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                                                          • May 2006
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                                                          #29
                                                          oh man.... really... do we have to answer this?

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                                                          • notabook
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                                                            • Apr 2006
                                                            • 9748

                                                            #30
                                                            A fuckload is slightly more than a fucking lot and a little bit less than a whole fucking lot.

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                                                            • Damian_Maxcash
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                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 12745

                                                              #31
                                                              A fuckload is about double a wankload - unless its been a while, in which case its about the same.

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                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                Now with more Jayne
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 40077

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by spanno
                                                                a shitting fuckload wouldn't be right would it
                                                                sounds like a loose measurement

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