I'll be answering the door with my cock out this Halloween.

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    I'll be answering the door with my cock out this Halloween.

    I'm gonna wear my red splattered pants this year with my hard, veiny cock sticking out of the fly. Whn parents question me, I'll just tell them it's fake. besides, who really has an 11 inch cock IRL, besides me?

    HOLLA!
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  • psili
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 5526

    #2
    So....

    You're against foul language around your nephew but wielding a large cock around other's youngsters is ok with you?
    Your post count means nothing.

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    • DarkJedi
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      • Feb 2001
      • 28301

      #3
      Originally posted by psili
      So....

      You're against foul language around your nephew but wielding a large cock around other's youngsters is ok with you?
      Only on Helloween.

      (and like i said, everyone is gonna think think it's a fake)

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      • DjSap
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        • Jul 2002
        • 3869

        #4
        enjoy prison...
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        • jasonir
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          • Aug 2002
          • 1887

          #5
          I hope you're not serious.
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          • Vox
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            • Mar 2002
            • 2710

            #6
            Make sure you hang on of these on your dick, it will make it look more festive
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            • Kevsh
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              • Dec 2004
              • 8619

              #7
              Congrats, you'll single-handedly drop property values in your area in one night.

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              • marketsmart
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                • Dec 2004
                • 20419

                #8
                they might call the cops

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                • DarkJedi
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                  • Feb 2001
                  • 28301

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kevsh
                  Congrats, you'll single-handedly drop property values in your area in one night.

                  Good. My neighbours are assholes anyway.

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                  • DarkJedi
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                    • Feb 2001
                    • 28301

                    #10
                    Originally posted by marketsmart
                    they might call the cops
                    Answering the door naked might keep the little beggars away. It isn't illegal either.

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                    • BluewireAngie
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                      • Apr 2006
                      • 4643

                      #11
                      trick or treat??
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