i fucked his wife

after he posted this on his blog











It is important for men to remember that, as women
grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the
same quality of housekeeping as when they were
younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at
them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing
worse than an oversensitive woman.
My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the
situation with my wife, Julie. When I took "early
retirement" last year, it became necessary for Julie
to get a full-time job, both for the extra income and
for the health benefits that we needed.

Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was
beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the
golf course about the same time she gets home from
work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost
always says she has to rest for half an hour or so
before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her.
Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me
when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have
lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is
not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub
when I hit that door.

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished
eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on
the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I
can by diplomatically reminding her several times each
evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she
really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate
her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For
example, she will say that it is difficult for her to
find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch
hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I
just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to
stretch it out over two or even three days. That way
she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her
that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't
hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to
think tact is one of my strong points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs
more rest periods. She had to take a break when she
was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to
make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix
herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed
lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as
she is making one for herself, she may as well make
one for me too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I
support Julie. I'm not saying that showing this much
consideration is easy. Many men will find it
difficult. Some will find it impossible!

Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women
get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just
use a little more tact and less criticism of your
aging wife because of this article, I will consider
that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we
are put on this earth to help each other... Ron


EDITOR'S NOTE: Ron died suddenly Thursday May 26. He
was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big
Bertha Driver rammed up his backside with only 2
inches of grip showing... His wife Julie was
arrested, but the all-woman Grand Jury accepted her
defense, that he accidentally sat down on it.