Biz Thread: 101 Ways to Screw/Fuck Over Affiliates

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  • fuzebox
    making it rain
    • Oct 2003
    • 22363

    #51
    ...and I'm going to have to agree with everything brand0n has posted so far.

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    • WWC
      #1 Adult Content Provider
      • Jul 2003
      • 11577

      #52
      50 ways to NOT srew affiliates....without them 99% of programs would have difficulty getting traffic...honest business is long term business!
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      • Tempest
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • May 2004
        • 10217

        #53
        Originally posted by Vox
        2257 links on fhg's which lead to a page that has in bold "CLICK FOR FREE PORN!" right at the top.
        Of course you don't get any credit for that page.
        That's funny cause I just banned some gallery submitters doing the same sort of thing.. their 2257 link redirects to their own sites instead of a 2257 page.

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        • Dagwolf
          President of Canada
          • Sep 2003
          • 23141

          #54
          Hold promotional contests and don't pay the winners.
          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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          • Vox
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 2710

            #55
            Originally posted by Tempest
            That's funny cause I just banned some gallery submitters doing the same sort of thing.. their 2257 link redirects to their own sites instead of a 2257 page.
            Probably got the idea from some brainy sponsors.
            Social profile assassination for hire

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            • pocketkangaroo
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2005
              • 8452

              #56
              Good thread.

              My complaint would be sponsors that just lie about shit, especially on the board. They'll say "oh we retain like crazy", you test them out, and they don't. Then you get idiots who have never promoted them telling you how great they are and backing up the companies.

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              • fuzebox
                making it rain
                • Oct 2003
                • 22363

                #57
                Originally posted by pocketkangaroo
                Then you get idiots who have never promoted them telling you how great they are and backing up the companies.
                What I love is when you get reps and marketing guys and other people who have never generated traffic in their life vouching how great a tour is or how well a site converts and how much money it will make you

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                • TDF
                  Triple OG nigga on GFY
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 27296

                  #58
                  Originally posted by fuzebox
                  What I love is when you get reps and marketing guys and other people who have never generated traffic in their life vouching how great a tour is or how well a site converts and how much money it will make you
                  so very true
                  Sig heil

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                  • Antonio
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 14136

                    #59
                    printing "our members get laid and our affiliates get paid" on the face of their checks - this alone will force at least 2% of their affiliates NOT to cash their checks, especially those living in small towns where everybody knows each other

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                    • paymeback
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2005
                      • 1478

                      #60
                      Originally posted by Antonio
                      printing "our members get laid and our affiliates get paid" on the face of their checks - this alone will force at least 2% of their affiliates NOT to cash their checks, especially those living in small towns where everybody knows each other
                      ICQ:36-43-49-11

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                      • brand0n
                        been very busy
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 26983

                        #61
                        bump for a biz thread
                        want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                        • Pete-KT
                          Workin With The Devil
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 51532

                          #62
                          Good thread Juicy

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                          • elasticatedman
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 120

                            #63
                            Changing console-free link codes to console codes - and then denying it. I've had that happen more than once, and both under NATS.

                            Invoking the "cheat" regime when you manage to get a sale after two hits - fuckers!
                            From onions to pearls

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                            • Lazonby
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 2262

                              #64
                              But isn't all this worth it so some program owner can buy you a beer, shake your hand and call you bro at a show then send you a branded T shirt so that you'll make a thread on GFY saying 'thanks for the T shirt', 'you're a stand up guy' and then having all the sheep come in and agree what a great program it is?

                              Btw, does anyone actually realise that you only get sent free shit so that you'll make a thread thanking them for the free shit?

                              Another btw, does anyone realise that the way that sponsors can afford to offer you insane amounts per signup is by shaving the shit out of your traffic the other 90% of the time.

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                              • rigrunner
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 877

                                #65
                                How about when the surfer gets to the join page and there's a choice of two different payment processors, you only get credit if the surfer signs up for one of 'em...

                                And the traffic leaks seems to be becoming more prominent... makes you wonder about the paysites themselves, if the sponsor doesn't want the surfer on their own site then why the fuck should i be sending them there?

                                When you're given a fat load of FHG links to load into your tgp software but not all of them are working...
                                Get Nasty - Make Bank Here

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                                • Juicy D. Links
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 122992

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by fuzebox
                                  What I love is when you get reps and marketing guys and other people who have never generated traffic in their life vouching how great a tour is or how well a site converts and how much money it will make you
                                  True True

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                                  • Juicy D. Links
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 122992

                                    #67
                                    I make the best damn threads btw

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                                    • ryuken
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 109

                                      #68
                                      Interesting stuff.
                                      So much for lurking...

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                                      • RawAlex
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 9465

                                        #69
                                        My all time favorite:

                                        The megapass.

                                        Let's take a surfer, and instead of selling him 1 good site, you will give away the entire farm and make him dead to me forever. That's right, now 39 other sites that I promote are now useless for that surfer, because he already has a membership. Thanks for the $25 a signup, now I have to stop promoting the other 38 sites because I can't sell the anymore.

                                        It helps the sponsor's retention, but man, it fucks up my ability to sell sites.

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                                        • sweetcuties
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 5859

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by RawAlex
                                          My all time favorite:

                                          The megapass.

                                          Let's take a surfer, and instead of selling him 1 good site, you will give away the entire farm and make him dead to me forever. That's right, now 39 other sites that I promote are now useless for that surfer, because he already has a membership. Thanks for the $25 a signup, now I have to stop promoting the other 38 sites because I can't sell the anymore.

                                          It helps the sponsor's retention, but man, it fucks up my ability to sell sites.
                                          This is one of the best posts in this thread

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                                          • Jman
                                            Already an AI veteran
                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 22833

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by RawAlex
                                            My all time favorite:

                                            The megapass.

                                            Let's take a surfer, and instead of selling him 1 good site, you will give away the entire farm and make him dead to me forever. That's right, now 39 other sites that I promote are now useless for that surfer, because he already has a membership. Thanks for the $25 a signup, now I have to stop promoting the other 38 sites because I can't sell the anymore.

                                            It helps the sponsor's retention, but man, it fucks up my ability to sell sites.
                                            TOUCHE mon ami ;-)
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                                            FantasyXXX.AI
                                            Email: [email protected] TG: @jman1216

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                                            • spacedog
                                              Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 14149

                                              #72
                                              Fucking pisses me off to send traffic to a site & they're advertising other programs sites right on the front end

                                              Also, annoys me when a program has consoles that promote other programs sites.. they're only in business of selling exit traffic & not memberships as far as I'm concerned.. These programs are usually the ones with the poorest ratios & conversions

                                              Reps making deals, telling you they convert great, that they'll be your #1 sponsor & you send traffic & it does not sell at all.. not one single fucking sale..

                                              Biggest pet peeve.. big promotions & contests.. So, here I am making some decent cake with affiliate program A who one day decides to come on gfy & make a HUGE contest thread & now every webmaster on the fucking planet is pushing sponsor a sites & now I am making shit!! Good business for them.,,bad for me,,,

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                                              • Hollywood376
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 1154

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Tempest
                                                Yep.. Which is why I look really hard at a NATs program before signing up... But I know NATs is supposed to be coming out with an option for this where you can still get paid from ccbill... hope it's soon.
                                                If they make it an option, we would certainly include it in our program. This is why we have our min payout set at $25, for those who want to try their traffic without the bigger risk of trying to reach a high payout. Most of our affiliates reach the minimum with no trouble.

                                                ICQ 251796771

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                                                • Hollywood376
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 1154

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by WWC-Raffi
                                                  50 ways to NOT srew affiliates....without them 99% of programs would have difficulty getting traffic...honest business is long term business!
                                                  That's what we're trying to accomplish. It's tough to get affiliates in the first place, especially when you are small and growing. But all we have is our reputation to build on, so we hope to hold ourselves to a higher standard than the affiliates expect from us. Integrity.

                                                  If someone finds a problem with our program, I hope they let us know. We would never let these things occur intentionally. We are not in the traffic business, we are in the business of provinding a place for it to land. We are not looking to get into the traffic business. We have done the footwork to know what we need to do to make a profit while getting the bulk of our traffic from affiliates. We get some type in's, but the majority of our traffic comes from you.

                                                  We started with just the two solo sites that are in our portfolio now. Right now we are gearing up to launch a new teen site and a couple of others. All we can hope is that we provide a good service until we have the numbers that we need to do the things that will make us better than we are now. I tell you, it's difficult when there are only a couple of people doing everything that gets done.

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                                                  • Hollywood376
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 1154

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by spacedog
                                                    Biggest pet peeve.. big promotions & contests.. So, here I am making some decent cake with affiliate program A who one day decides to come on gfy & make a HUGE contest thread & now every webmaster on the fucking planet is pushing sponsor a sites & now I am making shit!! Good business for them.,,bad for me,,,
                                                    As a program guy looking for affiliates, how would you suggest that I find them? We have not used the "contest thread" to do this, but it has been said that this is a good way to get new affiliates.

                                                    Some say offer higher payouts. Well, we just can't. I mean, we already offer up to 65% of the sale. That leaves 35% before any expenses. Not much of a margin there. Some say offer pay per sign. I don't like it. No offense, but I don't want to pay an affiliate $50 for a $25 sale that may or may not rebill. Why? Because I'm not selling, leaking or cheating your traffic, so I can't afford to.

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