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  • matty
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    • Aug 2002
    • 1328

    #1

    "Change" is Coming - The Smart Car

    What we will be forced to drive soon.


    But look at all of the GREAT new choices we will have from 'THE SMART CAR' !!!!

    THE SMORVETTE !


    THE SMAUDI A-3 AWD !


    THE SMAMBORGHINI !


    THE SMORCHE !


    THE SMERARRI !




    AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

    THE SMUSTANG !



    AWESOME. I want my Smerarri!
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  • mrwilson
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    • Jul 2007
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    #2
    lol some of them look great.

    i would have the smorche i think

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    • bloggerz
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      • Dec 2006
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      #3
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      • Way3
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        • Mar 2007
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        #4
        Those are so cool!!!

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        • pornguy
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          • Mar 2003
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          #5
          They actually sell a good number of them here and they are nice little cars.

          I watched a video of them crashing one at 60 mph into a concrete wall and it stood up pretty damn well. At least in a head on.
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          • matty
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            • Aug 2002
            • 1328

            #6
            Originally posted by pornguy
            They actually sell a good number of them here and they are nice little cars.

            I watched a video of them crashing one at 60 mph into a concrete wall and it stood up pretty damn well. At least in a head on.
            link please...
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            • MetaMan
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              • Jan 2003
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              #7


              these RULE

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              • Way3
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                • Mar 2007
                • 1727

                #8
                Unfortunately they seem to be Photoshopped.
                http://www.gizmag.com/smart-body-kit...orghini/10442/

                Curious if anyone has a link to the kits if they are available?

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                • gornyhuy
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                  • May 2002
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Way3
                  Unfortunately they seem to be Photoshopped.

                  Curious if anyone has a link to the kits if they are available?
                  Congratulations for being a retard.

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                  • seeandsee
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                    • Mar 2006
                    • 50945

                    #10
                    lol somebody saw crash tests too :D
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                    • Manowar
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 71528

                      #11
                      smart cars rule LOL

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                      • MovieMaster
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                        • Apr 2003
                        • 897

                        #12
                        Thats reassuring for my 6' 8" body I guess my knees will be the back seat now....

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                        • Tom_PM
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                          • Feb 2005
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                          #13
                          hehe, I'd drive one back and forth. But I'd always feel like I needed to chain it up like a bicycle. Seems like a few muscled kids could make off with it otherwise, doesnt it?
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                          • matty
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                            • Aug 2002
                            • 1328

                            #14
                            Originally posted by gornyhuy
                            Congratulations for being a retard.
                            Ahahha I was thinking the same thing. Guy went down to the smart car dealership like yo i want to order a SMORSHE 911 Turbo...

                            Originally posted by PR_Tom
                            hehe, I'd drive one back and forth. But I'd always feel like I needed to chain it up like a bicycle. Seems like a few muscled kids could make off with it otherwise, doesnt it?
                            Nice touch...

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                            • PlugRush Sascha
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                              • Jan 2004
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by PR_Tom
                              hehe, I'd drive one back and forth. But I'd always feel like I needed to chain it up like a bicycle. Seems like a few muscled kids could make off with it otherwise, doesnt it?
                              They have small cars like that all over the place in Europe. We used to tip my one friend's car on its side as a prank in high school. It was an old piece of shit, so it didn't really matter but he'd still be pissed when he had to find another way to get to school.

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GySSKPz3oR8 is a good video to watch and a reason I would not drive a Smart car in the US right now with all the big SUVs and trucks driving around and potentially crushing your little-ass Smart. Even a regular sedan will fuck you up in a Smart.
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                              • Tom_PM
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                                • Feb 2005
                                • 16443

                                #16
                                lol, dont forget to lock up your smorshe!

                                Verticle car stacking/parking is gonna catch on with these things.
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                                • brassmonkey
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                                  • Sep 2005
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                                  #17
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                                  • maxjohan
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                                    • Dec 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mrwilson
                                    i would have the smorche i think
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                                    • Rochard
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                                      • Dec 2001
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                                      #19
                                      So you mean GFY now repeats two year old emails? God, this is like two years old, isn't it?
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                                      • StaceyJo
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                                        #20
                                        Bwahahaha.. I enjoy it. lol
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                                        • brassmonkey
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                                          • Sep 2005
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Rochard
                                          So you mean GFY now repeats two year old emails? God, this is like two years old, isn't it?
                                          think so ive seen something like this
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                                          • JD
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                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 22651

                                            #22
                                            if i could get into it... i'd buy a SMAMBORGHINI... that shit's hot lmao

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                                            • Blazed
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                                              • Jun 2006
                                              • 1701

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by matty
                                              link please...
                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju6t-yyoU8s

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                                              • saucygirl
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                                                • Sep 2008
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                                                #24
                                                Those have been around for a while outside the US. I guess I'm not that surprised it took so long to get here since America has that bigger is better mentality.
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                                                • Meeper
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                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                  • 2642

                                                  #25
                                                  Those look rad haha. Its so funny because if they ACTUALLY made those body kits for it, it would be a HUGE seller. Especially in Europe.
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                                                  • kristin
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                                                    • Sep 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    That's awesome.
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                                                    • SilentKnight
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                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 24812

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by pornguy
                                                      They actually sell a good number of them here and they are nice little cars.

                                                      I watched a video of them crashing one at 60 mph into a concrete wall and it stood up pretty damn well. At least in a head on.
                                                      I saw that, too - and they could still open the doors on it.

                                                      Basically its a rollcage with plastic body panels.

                                                      We looked briefly at buying one recently just for runnin' around town with - but opted for a new 2010 Kia Forte instead (for the wife).

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                                                      • dav3
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                                                        • May 2007
                                                        • 7348

                                                        #28
                                                        lol smustang

                                                        the 'Monster Smart' is pretty cool

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                                                        • ADENTSTUDIOS
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                                                          • Jul 2009
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                                                          #29
                                                          ewwww smart cars.

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                                                          • danielle_ftv
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                                                            • Nov 2008
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                                                            #30
                                                            LOLOLOL...that's hillarious! I want a Smamborhini.
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                                                            • SBJ
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                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 11377

                                                              #31
                                                              haha love it! Where is the Smummer (hummer)

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                                                              • rowan
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                                                                • Mar 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by ktj4l
                                                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GySSKPz3oR8 is a good video to watch and a reason I would not drive a Smart car in the US right now with all the big SUVs and trucks driving around and potentially crushing your little-ass Smart. Even a regular sedan will fuck you up in a Smart.
                                                                Interesting, I've never seen a crash test of that kind before. Pretty scary to see how the smaller car cops the brunt of the force - there's little point the structure remaining intact if the occupant's brain gets pureed...

                                                                Here's another vid that shows what happens when a tiny car hits a larger one. The merc continues moving forward and hardly deviates from its course; the smart car gets pushed backwards and rolls.

                                                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZs1Q...eature=related

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                                                                • LiveDose
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                                                                  • Feb 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  I can't help myself from laughing everytime I cruise by one.

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                                                                  • rowan
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                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                    • 17393

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Here's more on smart car testing

                                                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz-s1sIoLhU&feature=fvw

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                                                                    • SilentKnight
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                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                      • 24812

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by dav3
                                                                      lol smustang

                                                                      the 'Monster Smart' is pretty cool

                                                                      Finally - a Mercedes for rednecks!

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                                                                      • Spunky
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                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                        • 133978

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I would buy one if it was a Vette

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                                                                        • hypedough
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          I'm down for a Smustang.

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                                                                          • Farang
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • JFK
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                                                                              • Jan 2002
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                              So you mean GFY now repeats two year old emails? God, this is like two years old, isn't it?
                                                                              sush yo mouth

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                                                                              • DamianJ
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by way3
                                                                                unfortunately they seem to be photoshopped. =
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                                                                                • Miz_Wright
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                                                                                  • Jul 2007
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I actually toyed with one, as the counterpart for the hearse, but couldn't stomach the shit torque they have. No good on the highway.
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