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  • Dagwolf
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    • Sep 2003
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    Woman catches husband having sex with squid

    TACOMA, Wash. - A man accused of having sex with the family squid has been charged under the state's new animal cruelty law, which makes bestiality a felony, a prosecutor said.

    Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, of nearby Spanaway, pleaded not guilty Thursday to one count of first-degree invertebrate cruelty in Pierce County Superior Court.

    Assistant Pierce County Prosecutor Karen Watson said McPhail was the first person in Pierce County to be charged with the new bestiality offense.

    She said the squid was taken by animal control.

    McPhail posted $20,000,000 bail on Friday.

    Judge Katherine Stolz has set a trial date of Dec. 11.

    McPhail's wife told investigators that she found her husband on their back porch Wednesday night having intercourse with their 4-year-old female squid, the Pierce County sheriff's office report said. The slimy invertebrate was squealing and crying, according to charging papers.

    The woman took photos with her cell phone and called the sheriff's office.

    Calls to McPhail's public defender, David Katayama, were not immediately returned Friday.

    The bestiality law, which took effect in June, was prompted by a case near Enumclaw in which a Seattle man died after having sex with a horse. Before the law was enacted, Washington was one of 14 states where bestiality had not been explicitly prohibited.
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    #2
    LOL - the family squid
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    • squishypimp
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      #3

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      • BoyAlley
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        #4

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        • DjSap
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          well I don't know what to say, I guess they do have quite good suction power...
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          • shermo

            #6
            How the hell does a person have sex with a fucking squid?!?!

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              #7
              Originally posted by shermsshack
              How the hell does a person have sex with a fucking squid?!?!
              well heres how i do it...

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              • Skillz Unlimited
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                • Aug 2004
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                #8
                What's funny is that she took pictures. She knew no one would believe her! That's awesome!

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                • aico
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                  • Mar 2004
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                  #9
                  Michael!!!! Get your testicles out of those tentacles!!!!

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                  • aztecboi2003
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by shermsshack
                    How the hell does a person have sex with a fucking squid?!?!
                    Very carefully
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                    • buddyjuf

                      #11
                      Originally posted by squishypimp

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                      • BoyAlley
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                        • Nov 2004
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by shermsshack
                        How the hell does a person have sex with a fucking squid?!?!
                        Use it like a fleshlight.

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                        • shekinah
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                          #13
                          Can we see come pics?

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                          • BoyAlley
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by shekinah
                            Can we see come pics?
                            Nasty breeder......

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                            • HomerSimpson
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                              • Sep 2005
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                              #15
                              that guy is totally fucked up....
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                              • aico
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                                • Mar 2004
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                                #16
                                It was a pitbull, he changed it to squid to be funny... duh.

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                                • rowan
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by shermsshack
                                  How the hell does a person have sex with a fucking squid?!?!
                                  Not hard, just make sure you get the "fucking" kind as you mentioned.

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                                  • sniperwolf
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by squishypimp
                                    dude.. isn't that gay.. lol
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                                    • Lykos
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by squishypimp
                                      hahaha

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                                      • Spunky
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                                        #20
                                        Squids make great lovers

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                                        • madawgz
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                                          #21
                                          McPhail posted $20,000,000 bail on Friday.

                                          he had 20 MIL ? wtf...
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                                          • Sveindt Beindt
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                                            #22
                                            lol

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                                            • Penthouse Tony
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by madawgz
                                              McPhail posted $20,000,000 bail on Friday.

                                              he had 20 MIL ? wtf...

                                              That's what I was wondering. Furthermore why would someone with $20mil need to fuck a squid?
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                                              • aico
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                                                #24
                                                ok, here goes: Like he stated, he got tired of reading about the guy fucking his dog... so he CHANGED THE STORY TO A SQUID!!! lol

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                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                  • Dec 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                  Use it like a fleshlight.
                                                  Nature's fleshlight? !!

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                                                  • notabook
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                    Nature's fleshlight? !!
                                                    That was awesome.

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                                                    • Dagwolf
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                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 23141

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by aico
                                                      ok, here goes: Like he stated, he got tired of reading about the guy fucking his dog... so he CHANGED THE STORY TO A SQUID!!! lol
                                                      Also the bail amount...
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                                                      • Adultnet
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                                                        #28
                                                        good wife...


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                                                        • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                                                          #29
                                                          my god... he must have gone crazy
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                                                            • fibble
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                                                              #31
                                                              What was he thinking

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                                                              • nico-t
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                                                                #32
                                                                lol... too funny

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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Nice parody. I was about to lay off squid sushi for a week.

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                                                                  • Wiggles
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                                                                    • May 2004
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    haha nice, i was wondering how the fuck he would do a squid.
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                                                                    • rodney25
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by shermsshack
                                                                      How the hell does a person have sex with a fucking squid?!?!
                                                                      If there's that perverted will, there will always be perverted ways..


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                                                                      • marketsmart
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        im speechless...

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                                                                        • WebairGerard
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          not the family squid!

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                                                                          • Mediachick
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Wiggles
                                                                            haha nice, i was wondering how the fuck he would do a squid.
                                                                            ... I was wondering how the fuck a squid 'cries and squeal' too...

                                                                            "The slimy invertebrate was squealing and crying, according to charging papers."

                                                                            Wait, is this part about the squid or the wife finding out?
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                                                                            • donross
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              this is sick...
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                                                                              • Big Red Machine
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Someone hurry and make a SquidFleshLight, the tentacles will gently jostile your nutz....lol Better leave off the bird like beak though

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                                                                                • CynthiaB
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Yes, but did the squid complain? Sounds like maybe it was squealing in delight!

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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    freak...squids are pretty hot though


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