LMAO strangest product website I've seen in a while, get your ex back!

Is there a gay section (asking for a friend)

maybe i'll start www.dontstopstalkinghershereallylovesyou.com , those people are probably easier to convert...

Here I will help you. Have your "Friend" call his ex and say:

"If you get back together with me I'll let you top for a change".

It will work and take less than 2 days.

LOL this remembers me of last night...

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Looks like this guy badly needs that stuff.

29.95~!

ghey ghey ghey

i almost felt like spending $29.95 just to laugh over "101 ways to mess up everything!"

This will be of great help for some broken hearted peopl on earth.

Here's a tip for the man team.
Once you get comfy and start scratching your balls, farting and channel surfing around your girl or whatever it is that pisses her off.... there's always going to be that point (with almost every girl) when she has second thoughts about you or decides "I can do better or I need space".
There are 2 ways you can respond to this.
The first is to dispute it, tell her how much you love her and that you'll change and you'll do anything for her. In which case, she'll lose all respect for you, leave and never turn back and you'll be bummed for a long time.
The other way to respond is to act like it couldn't bother you less, shrug your shoulders and say "ok, thats cool, see you around, give me a call sometime." Might even throw in a "peace" or "lates". It can be hard but trust me, if you do it this way, she can never leave you. It fucks with the math in her head. This way, she won't know why but she'll be stuck with you no matter how haneous you behave.