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  • Snake Doctor
    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
    • Mar 2001
    • 13449
    #1

    Just had some mormons knock on my door

    I told them I'd consider it if they brought back polygamy.

    They didn't think that was very funny.

    Shame they left, I was going to invite them in and let them do their spiel while I worked on rendering these facials videos.
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    • MaDalton
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      • Feb 2004
      • 39861
      #2
      next time open the door naked
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        • Deesnuts
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2009
          • 2792
          #3
          that shits funny

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            • Jade509
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2009
              • 1166
              #4
              too funny

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                • Phoenix
                  BACON BACON BACON
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 35475
                  #5
                  i hear if you ask them to help you do some chores they have to help

                  so if you were about to paint a room..or something they have to help you
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                    • GrouchyAdmin
                      Now choke yourself!
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 12085
                      #6
                      Ask them if their space aliens are cooler than the ones the Scientologists have.

                      That tends to irk them.

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                        • JimmiDean
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 3433
                          #7
                          Mormon porn rocks.
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                            • who
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 19593
                              #8
                              Yeah I usually get into a tiff with them about the captializm of religion

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                                • czarina
                                  Webmaster Extraordinaire
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 10752
                                  #9
                                  next time DO invite them in!

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                                    • Adult Insider Dave
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 533
                                      #10
                                      I was walking around a lake by my house with the dogs the other day and got cornered by 2 mormon missionaries in the middle of the woods lol. I just said I wasn't interested and kept walking. But the things that popped in my head after that makes me wish I would have talked to them while i had THEM trapped lol..

                                      It must be "recruitment" season for the mormons?
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                                        • PSD CSS XHTML
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                                          • Mar 2009
                                          • 546
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Phoenix
                                          i hear if you ask them to help you do some chores they have to help

                                          so if you were about to paint a room..or something they have to help you
                                          I never heard that, but I'm definitely going to try it next time they show up at my door. I always enjoy messing with those guys.

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                                            • Snake Doctor
                                              I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                              • Mar 2001
                                              • 13449
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by who
                                              Yeah I usually get into a tiff with them about the captializm of religion
                                              Hard to do with them, since they have no paid clergy.

                                              Originally posted by Adult Insider Dave

                                              It must be "recruitment" season for the mormons?
                                              Mormon missions start the summer of their 19th year I believe. So they're probably out and about more right now because they're just getting started in a new area.

                                              Also, sadly, people are more receptive to religion in tough economic times.
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