My old man just caught me. :(

**BoyAlley** · 10-20-2006, 02:36 PM

Uuuuuuhm. Dude.

You're so gay.

Like, really.

You Are.

Honest.

I think the breeders will agree with me on this one.

Gay.

**HouseHead** · 10-20-2006, 02:37 PM

OUCH! Gunna be hard to weesle your way outta this one! Good luck

**Brad Gosse** · 10-20-2006, 02:37 PM

I have never squeezed a guys cock before. Not sure you could tell me it was a joke.

**Fresh** · 10-20-2006, 02:37 PM

i think it would be easier to just tell him you pack fudge

lol great story

**After Shock Media** · 10-20-2006, 02:37 PM

Thanksgiving conversation is gunna be fantastic.

You are now gay, like it or not.
Hope the cock was worth it.

**Aneros Josh** · 10-20-2006, 02:38 PM

Sounds like you two were up to no good

**Machete_** · 10-20-2006, 02:40 PM

its one thing you fantasise about man-man action, but why would you bring it to GFY is beyond me.

**squishypimp** · 10-20-2006, 02:41 PM

**BoyAlley** · 10-20-2006, 02:42 PM

FYI: That is definately not the closet of a gay man.

**Doctor Dre** · 10-20-2006, 02:42 PM

You are so fucked...

**RedShoe** · 10-20-2006, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Thanksgiving conversation is gunna be fantastic.

You are now gay, like it or not.
Hope the cock was worth it.

the funny thing is, as I'm sitting here thinking of what to write on GFY, I kept thinking of what dwb said... "A guy can build a thousand bridges and they'll never call him a bridge builder. Suck one cock..."

JD · 10-20-2006, 02:45 PM

hooooly shit....

Your new name is RedAlley I'm asking Eric to change it now

**BoyAlley** · 10-20-2006, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

You are so fucked...

Yeah he is, right in his ass cuz he's a gay fag.

Really.

Gay.

For sure.

**Scott McD** · 10-20-2006, 02:47 PM

Wtf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**abyss_al** · 10-20-2006, 02:49 PM

GAY FACTOR: 100/100

**uvort** · 10-20-2006, 02:50 PM

You are just plain gay for grabbing another guys cock. Sorry.

You can only take joking so far... I mean really..

**StarkReality** · 10-20-2006, 03:00 PM

You grabbed his cock -> gay, you squeezed it -> gay 4 life ! Busted !

**Antonio** · 10-20-2006, 03:01 PM

great bed time story, I liked it

**notabook** · 10-20-2006, 03:03 PM

'Accidentally' touching a cock makes you 33% gay. Squeezing it? That's 110% gay right there.

**RedShoe** · 10-20-2006, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by Antonio

great bed time story, I liked it

Thanks....

**Gabriel** · 10-20-2006, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by notabook

'Accidentally' touching a cock makes you 33% gay. Squeezing it? That's 110% gay right there.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA poor wittle PinkShoe

;)

**marketsmart** · 10-20-2006, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

FYI: That is definately not the closet of a gay man.

**lucky1** · 10-20-2006, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe

I reach back and grabbed his cock and squeezed it

Dude it's time to start posting in Yellow.

Your gay

Not thats there's anything wrong with that.

**u-Bob** · 10-20-2006, 03:30 PM

**u-Bob** · 10-20-2006, 03:30 PM

**Fresh** · 10-20-2006, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by u-Bob

**TreasureBucks** · 10-20-2006, 03:46 PM

thats pretty gay....

before convincing your old man that your not gay.... you might want to try convincing yourself your not first.... letting a dood sit behind you while hes strokin his cock??

hahah!! and then you touch it? Even if your comfortable with your sexuality, a gay guy is going to tell you, thats pretty gay.

**LiveDose** · 10-20-2006, 03:48 PM

I hope this thread is a joke.

**TreasureBucks** · 10-20-2006, 03:49 PM

"ya see daddy.... I was just sittin there minding my own business.... and....."

**Just_Dave** · 10-20-2006, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by Dave Guru

i think it would be easier to just tell him you pack fudge

lol great story

**TeaseumGirls** · 10-20-2006, 03:51 PM

I knew you were gay from the get go...

**Video Rob** · 10-20-2006, 03:53 PM

lol, are you gay?

**Sosa** · 10-20-2006, 03:53 PM

lol hilarious!

**baddog** · 10-20-2006, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe

FUUUUCCKK!!!

SetTheWorldOnFire asked to borrow my DVX but he's 100 miles away. As it turns out my old man, works here in LA and was driving home so I called him earlier this afternoon to see if he could swing by and get it to take up north.

He never called back so I assumed he wasn't coming by.

Fast forward a few hours.

I'm editing a tranny porn for DirtyWhiteBoy for a tranny site we have coming out and for his own DVD line. DWB is all into to Tranny so he's sitting behind me to my left looking over my sholder and I can kinda tell he's rubbing himself. Whatever. I'm a guy I know how it is when you're horny so I just let him go. Well, the scene goes on and he's getting more into it, and now his cock is out and he's stroking it.

AS A FUCKING JOKE, I reach back and grabbed his cock and squeezed it just as my old man walks in. He sees me holding dwb's cock, and tranny porn playing loud in the background.

How do you tell you're old man it was a joke?

Just tell him that cutting down one tree doesn't make you a lumberjack.

**BitAudioVideo** · 10-20-2006, 03:56 PM

redshoe, aka pinkshoe, aka.... fuckmepumps?

**Fresh** · 10-20-2006, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by BitAudioVideo

redshoe, aka pinkshoe, aka.... fuckmepumps?

LMAO this thread rocks

**Jarmusch** · 10-20-2006, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe

AS A FUCKING JOKE, I reach back and grabbed his cock and squeezed it

**gimo33** · 10-20-2006, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by u-Bob

LOL@suggested nicks redalley, pinkshoe

**Gillespie** · 10-20-2006, 04:04 PM

What kind of straight man grabs another straight man's dick (which is alreadby being stroked to tranny porn) for fun?

You're gay. Deal with it.

**MarkMan** · 10-20-2006, 04:11 PM

oh.. thats such bull !!

no way you would reach back grab & squeez any guy's penis .. unless you are gay!

but if you are not .. and in some strange world you are in.. this is normal for "none gay " guys.. well then

you are not gay !

**BitAudioVideo** · 10-20-2006, 04:19 PM

were any roaches harmed in the production of this tranny video?

Z · 10-20-2006, 04:26 PM

I don't know you man and I'm sorry if you take this the wrong way. BUT...letting another guy beat one out behind you watching tranny porn is one hell of an indicator. On the Kinsey scale...you're now at least a 3.

Reaching back and grabbing his cock while he's beating it watching tranny porn slides you solidly to at least a 4, if not a 5.

To re-align yourself on the scale and in your Father's mind, I suggest a heterosexual 3 way with a couple girls who introduce themselves to your Dad as "Trixie and Dixie, the top and bottom twins".

**Sly** · 10-20-2006, 04:43 PM

Hey, look at the bright side... at least your old man didn't ask you to squeeze his cock.

**nico-t** · 10-20-2006, 05:21 PM

holy fucking shit.... you grab a guys cock as a joke??? ok..... i think im old fashioned or something

**Spunky** · 10-20-2006, 05:23 PM

Gayest thread ever!..I would never think of grabbing another mans cock

**PurrrsianPussyKat** · 10-20-2006, 05:26 PM

OMG! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

**DaddyHalbucks** · 10-20-2006, 05:28 PM

Son, you're fucked.

**minusonebit** · 10-20-2006, 05:29 PM

Man, another few minutes... you would have been down on your knees sucking him off.

Your old man should have taken video of this and put it on GFY.

BTW, dude, you're gay.

**nico-t** · 10-20-2006, 05:30 PM

for the record -
tranny porn: Fucking gay.
jacking off to it: Fucking gay.
grabbing a cock in the progress: Fucking gay.

My old man just caught me. :(

My old man just caught me. :(

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