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  • Klen
    • Aug 2006
    • 32234

    #1

    Daily joke

    Onestone
    There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so
    named because he had only one testicle.

    He hated that name and asked everyone to not to call him
    Onestone!

    After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and
    said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

    The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then
    one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
    morning, Onestone..."

    He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest
    where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love
    to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

    The word got around that Onestone meant serious business.

    Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until
    a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
    away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin,
    was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

    She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone..."

    Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he
    screwed her all day, screwed her all night, screwed her all
    the next day, screwed her all the next night... but, Yellow
    Bird wouldn't die!

    What is the moral of this story???

    And the moral is...
    You can't kill two birds with one stone!
  • scottybuzz
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2006
    • 14799

    #2
    hahhaha your such a dam idiot!
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    • Aneros Josh
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2005
      • 2038

      #3
      That was actually pretty funny

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      • gimo33
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2006
        • 5599

        #4
        pretty funny....
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        • marketsmart
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          • Dec 2004
          • 20419

          #5
          pretty funny

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          • free4porn
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2005
            • 4654

            #6
            good joke
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            • reynold
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 51271

              #7
              I hate spoiling your joke but I already heard this one before. Still funny though.

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              • shekinah
                Confirmed User
                • May 2006
                • 8452

                #8
                Cute Joke! that makes some sense

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                • squishypimp
                  PostMaster General
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 10781

                  #9
                  funny thanks for posting it!

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                  • MsWild
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 2803

                    #10
                    good one hahaha
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                    • luvlyn
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 498

                      #11
                      it makes me smile! ^_^ \/
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                      • scottybuzz
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • May 2006
                        • 14799

                        #12
                        hahahha12345
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