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  • TurboAngel
    H.B.I.C.
    • Jun 2003
    • 30122

    #1

    Michael Jackson Jokes?

    Sorry I'm just not that sad the pedo is dead so on with the jokes......



    Who'll start?



  • CamJack
    Old School Webmaster
    • Sep 2003
    • 1334

    #2
    Why did he go to Target?
    he heard boys pants were half-off


    How do you know when he had company at his ranch?
    there were a bunch of bigwheels parked outside


    What's his favorite fast food and snacks?
    Big Boys and Slim Jims


    What's black and white and comes in small cans?
    Michael Jackson

    What did the man say to MJ at the beach?
    Get out of my son!

    What's black and white and red all over?
    MJ's hand in a bloody diaper.
    Last edited by CamJack; 06-26-2009, 07:26 AM.
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    • HorseShit
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 17513

      #3
      Who'll start with scammer jokes?

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      • TurboAngel
        H.B.I.C.
        • Jun 2003
        • 30122

        #4
        Originally posted by Justin
        Who'll start with scammer jokes?
        Ok let's just get this out of the way here I didn't scam anyone one! So STF about that.

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        • TurboAngel
          H.B.I.C.
          • Jun 2003
          • 30122

          #5
          Originally posted by geoGUERILLA
          Why did he go to Target?
          he heard boys pants were half-off


          How do you know when he had company at his ranch?
          there were a bunch of bigwheels parked outside


          What's his favorite fast food and snacks?
          Big Boys and Slim Jims


          What's black and white and comes in small cans?
          Michael Jackson

          What did the man say to MJ at the beach?
          Get out of my son!

          What's black and white and red all over?
          MJ's hand in a bloody diaper.





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          • Smiley
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2003
            • 1265

            #6
            in his dieing breathe Micheal leaned over and said "Do you know what the best thing is about sleeping with twenty eight your olds is?.....That there are twenty of them!"....
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            • Wizzo
              2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
              • Nov 2000
              • 15224

              #7
              When Farah Fawcett arrived in heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson.
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              • Cash
                Click on my TCG signature
                • Feb 2002
                • 20825

                #8
                He was a great singer and dancer and I enjoyed his music when he was at the top. May he rest in peace ...
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                • Davidstinator
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 103

                  #9
                  When is it bedtime at MJ's house?

                  My all time favorite:

                  When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's House?

                  When the big hand touches the little hand.
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                  • seeandsee
                    Check SIG!
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 50945

                    #10
                    Originally posted by geoGUERILLA
                    Why did he go to Target?
                    he heard boys pants were half-off


                    How do you know when he had company at his ranch?
                    there were a bunch of bigwheels parked outside


                    What's his favorite fast food and snacks?
                    Big Boys and Slim Jims


                    What's black and white and comes in small cans?
                    Michael Jackson

                    What did the man say to MJ at the beach?
                    Get out of my son!

                    What's black and white and red all over?
                    MJ's hand in a bloody diaper.
                    stop , leave MJ alone!
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                    • intellichat
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 961

                      #11
                      My dad's mate sent me this earlier...

                      Jockeys at tomorrow?s race meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for jacko who rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living history



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                      • onlineriches
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 308

                        #12
                        Breaking News from LA Medical Examiner - Los Angeles, CA - CNN.com

                        Michael Jackson autopsy reveals cause of death to be severe case of food poisoning.





















                        .......... he ate a twelve year old weiner.

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                        • TurboAngel
                          H.B.I.C.
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 30122

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Wizzo
                          When Farah Fawcett arrived in heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson.

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                          • MichaelP
                            Registered User
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 7123

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Wizzo
                            When Farah Fawcett arrived in heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson.

                            OMG

                            RIP both anyway

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                            • brassmonkey
                              Pay It Forward
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 77385

                              #15
                              damn the hate in here
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                              • TurboAngel
                                H.B.I.C.
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 30122

                                #16
                                Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                damn the hate in here
                                He was a pedo.

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                                • TurboAngel
                                  H.B.I.C.
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 30122

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by intellichat
                                  My dad's mate sent me this earlier...

                                  Jockeys at tomorrow?s race meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for jacko who rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living history

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                                  • bbm
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Oct 2005
                                    • 3710

                                    #18
                                    RIP Michael

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