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Michael Jackson Jokes?
06-26-2009, 07:19 AM
Sorry I'm just not that sad the pedo is dead so on with the jokes......
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06-26-2009, 07:23 AM
Why did he go to Target?
he heard boys pants were half-off
How do you know when he had company at his ranch?
there were a bunch of bigwheels parked outside
What's his favorite fast food and snacks?
Big Boys and Slim Jims
What's black and white and comes in small cans?
Michael Jackson
What did the man say to MJ at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What's black and white and red all over?
MJ's hand in a bloody diaper.
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06-26-2009, 07:24 AM
Who'll start with scammer jokes?
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06-26-2009, 07:26 AM
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Who'll start with scammer jokes?
Ok let's just get this out of the way here I didn't scam anyone one! So STF about that.
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06-26-2009, 07:29 AM
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Why did he go to Target?
he heard boys pants were half-off
How do you know when he had company at his ranch?
there were a bunch of bigwheels parked outside
What's his favorite fast food and snacks?
Big Boys and Slim Jims
What's black and white and comes in small cans?
Michael Jackson
What did the man say to MJ at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What's black and white and red all over?
MJ's hand in a bloody diaper.
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06-26-2009, 08:02 AM
in his dieing breathe Micheal leaned over and said "Do you know what the best thing is about sleeping with twenty eight your olds is?.....That there are twenty of them!"....
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06-26-2009, 08:12 AM
When Farah Fawcett arrived in heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson.
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06-26-2009, 08:13 AM
He was a great singer and dancer and I enjoyed his music when he was at the top. May he rest in peace ...
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06-26-2009, 09:09 AM
When is it bedtime at MJ's house?
My all time favorite:
When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's House?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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06-26-2009, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by
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Why did he go to Target?
he heard boys pants were half-off
How do you know when he had company at his ranch?
there were a bunch of bigwheels parked outside
What's his favorite fast food and snacks?
Big Boys and Slim Jims
What's black and white and comes in small cans?
Michael Jackson
What did the man say to MJ at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What's black and white and red all over?
MJ's hand in a bloody diaper.
stop , leave MJ alone!
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06-26-2009, 09:23 AM
My dad's mate sent me this earlier...
Jockeys at tomorrow?s race meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for jacko who rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living history
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06-26-2009, 09:28 AM
Breaking News from LA Medical Examiner - Los Angeles, CA - CNN.com
Michael Jackson autopsy reveals cause of death to be severe case of food poisoning.
.......... he ate a twelve year old weiner.
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06-26-2009, 12:40 PM
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When Farah Fawcett arrived in heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson.
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06-26-2009, 12:44 PM
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When Farah Fawcett arrived in heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson.
OMG
RIP both anyway
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06-26-2009, 12:57 PM
damn the hate in here
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06-26-2009, 01:04 PM
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damn the hate in here
He was a pedo.
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06-26-2009, 01:16 PM
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My dad's mate sent me this earlier...
Jockeys at tomorrow?s race meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for jacko who rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living history
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#18
06-26-2009, 01:25 PM
RIP Michael
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