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Why did he go to Target?
he heard boys pants were half-off
How do you know when he had company at his ranch?
there were a bunch of bigwheels parked outside
What's his favorite fast food and snacks?
Big Boys and Slim Jims
What's black and white and comes in small cans?
Michael Jackson
What did the man say to MJ at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What's black and white and red all over?
MJ's hand in a bloody diaper.
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