Originally Posted by Wildcash_lewis

Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane.
Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash.
"Here, there are two parachutes," said the Pope.
"What about the kids?" replied Jacko.
"Fuck the kids," said the Pope.
To this, Jacko said, "Have we got time?"

I bought my new car stereo today. It's voice activated.
If I shout, "Country," it plays Dolly Parton, if I shout, "Rock," it plays Guns and Roses.
I was driving through town the other day when some children ran out in front of me.
I shouted, "FUCKING KIDS!" and it played Michael Jackson.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.