A couple LDS guys came to the door.

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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089
    #1

    A couple LDS guys came to the door.

    Usually I enjoy discussing religion with those that come to my door, but this is not the right week for that.

    I told them I knew what they wanted to talk about, but I was "too busy" to talk to them now.

    "Can we help you?"

    "Do you know HTML?"

    "A little"

    "Do you know CSS?"

    "No, I am more a C++ guy."

    "Then you can't help."

    One day they will send someone to the door that can actually lend a hand.
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    • BoyAlley
      So Fucking Gay
      • Nov 2004
      • 19714
      #2
      OMG asking them if they know HTML and CSS.

      Buaaaaaahaha! That's classic.

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089
          #3
          Originally posted by BoyAlley
          OMG asking them if they know HTML and CSS.

          Buaaaaaahaha! That's classic.
          Well, they acted like they wanted to help . . .

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            • munki
              Do Fun Shit.
              • Dec 2004
              • 13393
              #4
              Originally posted by baddog
              Well, they acted like they wanted to help . . .

              Nice....

              I had a repeat visitor that was pissing me off for a while...

              Asked him if he would mind scanning 1-2k galleries for me while we bullshitted... he went kind of

              “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                • Rochard
                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 75761
                  #5
                  You should have given them Donnie's phone number.

                  (Sorry, couldn't resist!)
                  Herschel Savage
                  Brooklyn, NY

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                    • jimthefiend
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 18889
                      #6
                      Wheres the up the nostril pic of you standing next to them?

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                        • Scott McD
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 67792
                          #7
                          Originally posted by baddog
                          "Can we help you?"

                          "Do you know HTML?"
                          Would have been interesting if anyone of them actually said yes...


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                            • marketsmart
                              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 20419
                              #8
                              too bad they didnt know

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                                • ae-sc
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 507
                                  #9
                                  hahah

                                  I'd put them to work if they wanted to

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                                    • jonesy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 6688
                                      #10
                                      i like to strip to my underwear before answering the door - worth the expression on their face everytime, especially the women.
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                                        • GrouchyAdmin
                                          Now choke yourself!
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 12085
                                          #11
                                          That's fucking brilliant.

                                          The most I've done is ask Mormons if I could get pictures of their sacred underwear. They haven't returned.

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Scott McD
                                              Would have been interesting if anyone of them actually said yes...
                                              "Do you know HTML?"

                                              "A little"
                                              He didn't sound confident enough in his abilities.

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                                                • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                  MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 16502
                                                  #13
                                                  nice man

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                                                    • reynold
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 51271
                                                      #14
                                                      You did a good job handling those mofos.

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