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  • vod
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    • Jan 2006
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    #1

    ..Flowers show you care..

    Flowers show you care...

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".

    The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said:

    "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying 'Congratulations on your new location'."



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  • carol.prime
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    #2
    Damn...
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    • Burridge
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      #3
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      • Sosa
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        #4
        oh shit lol

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        • BluewireAngie
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          #5
          lol!!!!
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          • GlydeGirl
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            #6
            Hilarious! LOL

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            • vod
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              #7
              Originally posted by MaskTVMaura
              Hilarious! LOL
              Yeah it is... Hope I never make that mistake...hehe..lol


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              • Ice
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                • BAKO
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                  #9
                  lmao..........
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                  • Adultnet
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                    #10
                    ahh good joke


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                    • jacked
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                      #11
                      that was pretty funny
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                      • squishypimp
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                        #12
                        lol i laughed

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                        • 1-800-313-WETT
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                          #13
                          Funny thing is I was told it is a true story from a new florist.
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                          • rodney25
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                            #14
                            lol That lighten's up my day..


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                              • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                                omfg! that's hilarious
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                                • reynold
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                                  #17
                                  Funny joke, mate.

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                                  • MsWild
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                                    #18
                                    lol
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                                    • Dagwolf
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                                      #19
                                      Ah, good stuff. Even if it is a rerun.
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                                      • vod
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by 1-800-313-WETT
                                        Funny thing is I was told it is a true story from a new florist.
                                        yeah that's what I heard.... weird...


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                                        • fibble
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                                          #21
                                          thats is so funny.. cool

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                                          • NinjaSteve
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                                            #22
                                            funny shit ahaha
                                            ...

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                                            • vod
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                                              #23
                                              Bump for a really funny JOke


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                                              • vod
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by vod
                                                Flowers show you care...

                                                A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".

                                                The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said:

                                                "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying 'Congratulations on your new location'."








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                                                • DjSap
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                                                  #25
                                                  pretty funny one...
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                                                  • shekinah
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                                                    #26
                                                    haha lol... seemed I heard that sob story before..

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                                                    • Dagwolf
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                                                      #27
                                                      Yeah that's a good one.
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                                                      • axt
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                                                        #28
                                                        haahhaa lol

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                                                        • LiveDose
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                                                          #29
                                                          Damn, that's cold.

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