GW Bush and Kim Jong II phone call

*ring ring ring*

Kim Jong II: Yo, this is Kim deuce, deuce. Wuddup.
George Walker Bush: Yo. Gee Dubbya here. Holla.
Kim Jong II: Wuddup?
George Walker Bush: Sup man... Elections be comin' up and Iraq's been layin' heavy on my peeps. Need sum deterrent.
Kim Jong II: Whatchya need?
George Walker Bush: You gots one or two nukes ya can test fire in yo hood?
Kim Jong II: Word.
George Walker Bush: Killer. Hook a brutha up, will ya?
Kim Jong II: Sho nuff!
George Walker Bush: Word..... Later.
Kim Jong II: Peace out.

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All apologies for this post, by the way. Just had to do it for some reason.