Woke Up From A Drunk With Hemorrhoids [HELP!]

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  • DaMan
    Registered User
    • Oct 2006
    • 48
    #1

    Woke Up From A Drunk With Hemorrhoids [HELP!]

    I got fuckin drunk last night and I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids. Fuckers hurt and they are the size of apples. Anyone have a home cure? I tried Preparation H and the shit doesn't work. I took a sitz bath and that doesn't fucking work either. Other than slicing the things open with a razor blade what should I do?
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    • squishypimp
      PostMaster General
      • Aug 2006
      • 10781
      #2
      blame juicy....

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        • Aquarius
          Confirmed User
          • May 2004
          • 4754
          #3
          They fucked you in the ass while you were drunk my friend.

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            • gooddomains
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2003
              • 10127
              #4
              I love you men

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                • gooddomains
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 10127
                  #5
                  you could be a famous adult model

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                    • gooddomains
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 10127
                      #6
                      nothing beats it to be fucked up the popper

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                        • gooddomains
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 10127
                          #7
                          nothing beats a fuck up the pooper

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                            • DaMan
                              Registered User
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 48
                              #8
                              gooddomains lay off the meth.

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                                  • Jun 2005
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                                    • reynold
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 51271
                                      #10
                                      First, find that person responsible for that.

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                                        • Mikey_219Inc
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 1876
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by DaMan
                                          I got fuckin drunk last night and I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids. Fuckers hurt and they are the size of apples. Anyone have a home cure? I tried Preparation H and the shit doesn't work. I took a sitz bath and that doesn't fucking work either. Other than slicing the things open with a razor blade what should I do?
                                          considering the 1% that this might be serious - you need to go see a proctologist and let him slice them open with a razor blade then you need to introduce salads and apples into your diet
                                          Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

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