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  • CuriousToyBoy
    Crazy Aussie Bastard
    • Aug 2005
    • 16787
    #1

    Island Gathering Moment #1 of Many

    Me, 2 Dutch boys and 4 Columbians.

    Them girls. Us guys.

    Party.

    Curacao.

    Awesome.

    7am.

    Spa in suite.

    Fill to brim.

    Dutch guy #1 jumps in with Columbian heartbeat 1 of 4.

    Water POURS out of spa.

    Tsunami runs out bathroon door and through suite.

    Dutch guys #2 with Columbian heartbeat 2 of 4 freak out.

    Token Australian guy (me) leaps up from lounge, tossing Columbian heartbeats 3 and 4 of 4 onto floor.

    Token bounds to bathroom and builds dyke at door with al possible towels.

    Irony factor that CuriousToyBoy flies 9000 miles to build dyke for 2 guys from Holland ?

    Priceless.

    Fuck Mastercard.

    Celebs
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    • Mike Dutch
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2003
      • 5607
      #2
      gotta love the dutchies

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        • Lazonby
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2006
          • 2262
          #3
          OMG I just spit coffee all over my screen.

          Thank god I wore my corset for I think my sides have just split.

          I'm rofling all over the place.

          Seriously, I guess it was one of those 'you had to be there' moments.

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            • CuriousToyBoy
              Crazy Aussie Bastard
              • Aug 2005
              • 16787
              #4
              Originally posted by Lazonby
              OMG I just spit coffee all over my screen.

              Thank god I wore my corset for I think my sides have just split.

              I'm rofling all over the place.

              Seriously, I guess it was one of those 'you had to be there' moments.
              My first thought....

              Where the fuck is the surfboard.

              Watching it wash over the carpet at 4 inches high was simply fucking hilarious.

              Celebs
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                • Lazonby
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 2262
                  #5
                  Oh please stop. A little bit of pee just came out during one of my rofls.

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                    • Bryan G
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 8338
                      #6
                      lol, too funny
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                        • Lazonby
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 2262
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Platinum Bryan
                          lol, too funny




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                            • squishypimp
                              PostMaster General
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 10781
                              #8
                              CTB is crazy glad to see your having fun!

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                                • fuzebox
                                  making it rain
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 22363
                                  #9
                                  Halfway through the story I was expecting you to say that you did a cannonball into the already full tub

                                  Now that would have been something...

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                                    • Tanker
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                                      • Nov 2000
                                      • 9287
                                      #10
                                      I love your stories Lindsey when are you coming back to stay with us!

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                                        • Halcyon
                                          Spread The Pink!
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 8609
                                          #11
                                          ha ha ha!!! I read that in your voice and couldn't stop smiling.
                                          HAL on TEDx:

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                                            • Pornopat
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                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 10598
                                              #12
                                              Now that is what the dutch call outsourcing...
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                                                • seeric
                                                  ..........
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 41917
                                                  #13
                                                  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


                                                  we're you wearing your pirate hat?

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                                                    • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                      I guarantee it
                                                      • May 2005
                                                      • 18314
                                                      #14
                                                      that is funny

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                                                        • american pervert
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 6840
                                                          #15
                                                          did you get to stick your fingers in any dykes?
                                                          I can resist everything except temptation

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                                                            • IWantU_Jeff
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                              • 2092
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                              Halfway through the story I was expecting you to say that you did a cannonball into the already full tub

                                                              Now that would have been something...
                                                              I was figuring on something like that too.

                                                              Token grabs colombians #3 & #4 & throws them into tub.
                                                              more water spill. Token jumps in. more water spills. type of thing
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                                                                • RainGurl
                                                                  Keep It Juicy!
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 551
                                                                  #17
                                                                  i told you the atv mishap was on you.... weird shit just follows you, my friend
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                                                                    • Lazonby
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                                      • 2262
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Heheheheheheh.

                                                                      This place is a parody of itself.

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                                                                        • reynold
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 51271
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Another memorable moment there for sure..

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                                                                            • chadknowslaw
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                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 343
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Pictures!! Pictures!!

                                                                              How can there be a Toyboy event without pictures??

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                                                                                • Blazing
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                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                  • 1665
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Your too funny Lyndsay!!! I wish I could have seen this one..

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                                                                                    • Raven
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                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 6874
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      i don't often do this, linds...but i just read this post to mom and tev....they are still laughing.
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                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                          • 9483
                                                                                          #23
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                                                                                                • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                  Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                  • 16787
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Raven
                                                                                                  i don't often do this, linds...but i just read this post to mom and tev....they are still laughing.
                                                                                                  He he he

                                                                                                  Yep. My life of crazy, weird shit happening continues.

                                                                                                  I still laugh out loud thinking about it !!

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                                                                                                    • Z
                                                                                                      Vidi Vici Veni
                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                      • 6308
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I've got your voice down perfect (ask John)...and I just read that story to my girlfriend in your voice...she's laughing hysterically

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                                                                                                        • WarChild
                                                                                                          Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                          • 17263
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Columbian girls are the hottest Latinas, hands down.
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                                                                                                            • MaddCaz
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                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                              • 9483
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              never been to Curacao

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                                                                                                                • Phoenix
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                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                  • 35475
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Z
                                                                                                                  I've got your voice down perfect (ask John)...and I just read that story to my girlfriend in your voice...she's laughing hysterically
                                                                                                                  i do a neat version of him saying AWESOME...lol
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                                                                                                                    • rodney25
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                                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                      • 7090
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Don't ever forget the pics!!!


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                                                                                                                        • Raven
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                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                          • 6874
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                                          He he he

                                                                                                                          Yep. My life of crazy, weird shit happening continues.

                                                                                                                          I still laugh out loud thinking about it !!

                                                                                                                          It was the wording.

                                                                                                                          Priceless.

                                                                                                                          Fuck Mastercard.

                                                                                                                          We could literally hear the delivery!
                                                                                                                          Raven

                                                                                                                          ~RETIRED~

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                                                                                                                            • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                                              Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                              • 16787
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                                                              i do a neat version of him saying AWESOME...lol

                                                                                                                              Celebs
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