I park in an underground garage, and recently I noticed a small pile of cigarette butts just behind my car along the wall. I park beside my friend in the building on purpose, we got our spots like that.. He doesn't smoke nor does his wife. In fact one time someone actually BUTTED OUT a cigarette on the hood of her car, sticking up in the air... Gotta wonder. She's a children's neuropsychologist with a PHD who studies brain injuries... She definitely didn't piss anyone off.
Anyways back to my story.. I noticed this pile of butts over a few days, and it was growing.. Only answer I figured was someone who walked by my car on the way to the door to the parking garage was dropping them there.. And since they were all in a pile, it was like... why there? why me? wtf?
So I had planned to put up a sign saying "hey, my toddler picks these up, it's a big garage, mind?" but before I got that done, one day I'm walking in and I see the SUPERINTENDENT parked in my friend's spot, window open.. I was like hey man, what are you doin here? He says it's the only spot in the whole garage he gets cell reception.. I was like cool.. So is that you throwing the butts? He was like yeah.. So I said no offense but my kid picked one up the other day, can you just throw 'em somewhere else? and he said sorry, he didn't think, etc.. And when I got home they were all cleaned up, haven't seen one since.
But yeah I would have never guessed.. Makes perfect sense, he just threw them at the wall and they all landed there.. I'd make a bad detective I guess
