Married ppl, how does you deal with partner who's having a flatulent night?

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  • engorgecash
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2006
    • 412

    #1

    Married ppl, how does you deal with partner who's having a flatulent night?

    Say one is lactose intolerant, or one had a dinner bout with beans. They are farting a tremendous amount of noxious plume. Do you stay in the master bed with them and cope?
  • squishypimp
    PostMaster General
    • Aug 2006
    • 10781

    #2

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    • lambpie
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2004
      • 671

      #3
      lol quality pic squishypimp!

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      • Why
        MFBA
        • Mar 2003
        • 7230

        #4
        i would never get in bed with a woman that had really stinky farts.

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        • dennisthemenace
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2003
          • 2668

          #5
          A) Beano in advance

          and

          B) Separate big beds in the same room
          All the best to you

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          • Wiseman
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2002
            • 2990

            #6
            um if it is the wife she better get the fuck outa bed and find some place else to sleep. if its me and she dont like it she better get the fuck outa bed and find somplace else to sleep.
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            • BusterBunny
              perverted justice decoy
              • Aug 2005
              • 19291

              #7
              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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              • rodney25
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2005
                • 7090

                #8
                She's your wife, so accept her for whoever she is!


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                • reynold
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 51271

                  #9
                  I would suggest seeking medical help before the farting gets serious..

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