Send 10 sales to Lavish Cash today and you get to pee on Squishypimps head.

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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #1

    Send 10 sales to Lavish Cash today and you get to pee on Squishypimps head.

    That's right folks.

    He hit me up recently whining about how people keep bashing him for being a surfer. He asked if there was ANYTHING at all that a worthless gimp such as himself could do to contribute to the industry.

    After some heavy discussion we came up with this idea.

    Send 10 sales to Lavish Cash today and you will win an all expense paid trip to the parking lot behind the Alley Cat bar in Indianapolis, Indiana. Once you arrive, you will find Squishypimp waiting for you next to the big green dumpster (the one that smells like grease and vomit). A photographer will be on hand to shoot you taking a big steaming piss on Squishys face.

    So get those links up and let's roll.
  • tenderobject
    Need Designs? 312352846
    • Dec 2004
    • 11688

    #2
    hahaha jim!!! this thread is awesome


    NEED DESIGNS?!?

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    • jimthefiend
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2003
      • 18889

      #3
      Congrats to the Winners!!!

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      • jimthefiend
        So Fucking Banned
        • Oct 2003
        • 18889

        #4
        Great promo!!!

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        • fris
          I have to go potty
          • Aug 2002
          • 55790

          #5
          are any of these crappy sites even exclusive?

          tell us why we should send to this crappy program instead of quality programs like tcg, nastydollars, topbucks.
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          • jimthefiend
            So Fucking Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 18889

            #6
            Originally posted by Fris
            are any of these crappy sites even exclusive?

            tell us why we should send to this crappy program instead of quality programs like tcg, nastydollars, topbucks.
            When you get some traffic, lemme know fat boy. We'll talk.

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            • Elixir
              CHECK MY SIG-AMAZING SITE
              • May 2006
              • 12870

              #7
              Congrats to the Winners!
              SIG FOR SALE


              ICQ 210874419

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              • sharp
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 7006

                #8
                hahahaha

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                • fris
                  I have to go potty
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 55790

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jimthefiend
                  When you get some traffic, lemme know fat boy. We'll talk.


                  dont belive me hit up laura lee yourself, and tell her i send them no traffic.
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                  • Violetta
                    Affiliate
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 28735

                    #10
                    Who else can I piss on? I want a duo
                    M&A Queen

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                    • DarkJedi
                      No Refunds Issued.
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 28301

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                      Send 10 sales to Lavish Cash today...
                      Why would anyone waste their traffic on this stinking pile of shit?

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                      • fris
                        I have to go potty
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 55790

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DarkJedi
                        Why would anyone waste their traffic on this stinking pile of shit?
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                        • squishypimp
                          PostMaster General
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 10781

                          #13
                          SQUISHYPIMP DOES NOT ENDORSE THIS PROMOTION AT ALL.

                          LAWSUIT WILL BE FILED IF JIMTHEFIEND DOES NOT RECANT HIS PROMOTION.

                          SQUISHYPIMP IS A REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF SQUISHY ENT. INC.


                          LOL

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                          • fris
                            I have to go potty
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 55790

                            #14
                            rock on ;)
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                            • bobby666
                              boots are my religion
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 21765

                              #15
                              a great offer, can i also cut off his tongue with my knife afterwords

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                              • gfx3
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 1685

                                #16
                                Bump for this thread!

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                                • gfx3
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 1685

                                  #17
                                  Bump for this thread!

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                                  • dissipate
                                    The Dirty Frenchman
                                    • Nov 2005
                                    • 8904

                                    #18
                                    What if we want to take a dump on his head?

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                                    • madawgz
                                      8.8.8.8
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 30509

                                      #19
                                      this thread is jokes
                                      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                      • tranza
                                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 57559

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Fris


                                        dont belive me hit up laura lee yourself, and tell her i send them no traffic.
                                        Is that this period only?
                                        I'm just a newbie.

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                                        • Solid Bob
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 1213

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by tranza
                                          Is that this period only?
                                          Fris is a blog pimp daddy.
                                          [email protected]

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                                          • fris
                                            I have to go potty
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 55790

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Solid Bob
                                            Fris is a blog pimp daddy.
                                            if the sites are good, they will convert.

                                            tcg is a type of program you throw any traffic at and it brings in sales.
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                                            • marketsmart
                                              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 20419

                                              #23
                                              omg, too funny

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                                              • HouseHead
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2003
                                                • 5539

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by bobby666
                                                a great offer, can i also cut off his tongue with my knife afterwords
                                                He doesnt talk the talk that wont help.. hell still have fingers tot ype with.. off with them aswell.. carry on
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                                                • pocketkangaroo
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                  • 8452

                                                  #25
                                                  How many sales for a poop?

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                                                  • ImLost
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 1900

                                                    #26
                                                    great promo!

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                                                    • fris
                                                      I have to go potty
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 55790

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Insane Matt
                                                      He doesnt talk the talk that wont help.. hell still have fingers tot ype with.. off with them aswell.. carry on
                                                      lavishtrash sites are horrid.
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                                                      • jimthefiend
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 18889

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Fris
                                                        lavishtrash sites are horrid.
                                                        What pay sites do you own again?

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                                                        • u-Bob
                                                          there's no $$$ in porn
                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 33063

                                                          #29
                                                          fcking sweet promo

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                                                          • fris
                                                            I have to go potty
                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 55790

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                            What pay sites do you own again?
                                                            running a program and owning the sites is 2 diff things.


                                                            like i said, people would rather send to a top quality sponsor than a program run by a hick.

                                                            you really thinkg people would rather promote your shit than a hq sponsor?

                                                            that will be the day.
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                                                            • polle54
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 4626

                                                              #31
                                                              nice promo

                                                              good opputunity for someone
                                                              ICQ# 143561781

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                                                              • jimthefiend
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 18889

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Fris
                                                                running a program and owning the sites is 2 diff things.


                                                                like i said, people would rather send to a top quality sponsor than a program run by a hick.

                                                                you really thinkg people would rather promote your shit than a hq sponsor?

                                                                that will be the day.
                                                                You're nobody. Why do you insist on pretending that you are something special?

                                                                Now fuck off and go steal some more lists or something you fat fuck. I have work to do.
                                                                Last edited by jimthefiend; 10-16-2006, 07:29 AM.

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                                                                • GoNe
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 2892

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by squishypimp
                                                                  SQUISHYPIMP DOES NOT ENDORSE THIS PROMOTION AT ALL.

                                                                  LAWSUIT WILL BE FILED IF JIMTHEFIEND DOES NOT RECANT HIS PROMOTION.

                                                                  SQUISHYPIMP IS A REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF SQUISHY ENT. INC.


                                                                  LOL
                                                                  buying domains 1 year or more in age. Adult related only. Email me at webmaster @ crazyvids.com

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                                                                  • CaptainHowdy
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                    • 94107

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Fris


                                                                    dont belive me hit up laura lee yourself, and tell her i send them no traffic.
                                                                    !!!!!

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                                                                    • jimthefiend
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 18889

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                      !!!!!
                                                                      Spammers rock.

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                                                                      • fris
                                                                        I have to go potty
                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                        • 55790

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                        Spammers rock.
                                                                        i have never spammed in my life, thats all blog traffic.

                                                                        but keep on ranting and raving your usual bullshit.
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